Friday Happy Hour: Fried Meth Edition

Meth fryer

Pennsylvania this week said goodbye to former state Sen. J. Doyle Corman, the father of current Senate Majority Leader Jake Corman. The elder Corman was a force of nature when it came to transportation funding and support for higher education. He died at age 87 over the weekend. Godspeed, Senator. 

The U.S. House Judiciary Committee today approved two articles of impeachment against President Trump. For a committee vote that took two days and 14 hours of debate to achieve, it may have been the most anti-climactic vote taken in a House committee this century. Off to the House floor, where a vote to impeach the president is expected next week, right in time for last-minute Christmas shopping ideas! Buy one article, get a second one free!    

Meanwhile, if you’d like to get an early read on how your particular congressman will vote next week, you can check out this article. Or, you can just assume D = yes and R = no. Your call, depending on how much time you have on your hands. 

Unbowed by the looming impeach-a-palooza, the president stopped by Hershey on Tuesday, bringing with him his well-established Greatest Hits repertoire, along with V.P. Mike Pence. If you happen to believe support for the president has waned here in central Pennsylvania, we refer you to the photos of people standing out in the rain for 10 hours just to get inside the arena. There were shorter lines for Beyoncé. 

An organization representing long-haul truckers is preparing to go to the U.S. Supreme Court to argue that Pennsylvania Turnpike tolls are being illegally diverted for other, non-Turnpike-ish uses. The move comes after two courts swatted a similar challenge aside earlier this year. Keep on truckin’, we suppose.

Eight of the remaining Democratic candidates for president will descend upon the Steel City next week for an open forum on the future of public education, where several of them will have to answer questions as to why their kids went to private schools if they are so darned concerned about public ones. Public education for thee, not me!

The state auditor general this week called on the federal government to close the controversial Berks Detention Center. This a much better option than calling on, say, Governor Wolf to do so, since he can’t. The governor is good, but he’s not Czar Thomas the Wolf.  

Speaking of governors named Tom, this week former Gov. Tom Ridge called out his fellow GOP party members to get serious about environmental issues, as a wide swath of the population really cares about stuff like that. We assume he didn’t mean “start by mocking a 16-year-old climate activist,” but sometimes the message gets lost in translation.   

The state House next week is slated to take up the next big criminal justice enchilada, probation reform, although during the committee process, the enchilada came out looking more like a quesadilla. All eyes will be on House amendments, as the struggle to get to a fair compromise is sometimes a messy one. We will be there with the salsa and guacamole, so hit us up if you need a rundown. 

Did you know that 172,000 or so Pennsylvanians have had their drivers licenses indefinitely suspended? Well, you do now and so do a group of lawmakers who want to seriously curtail this practice. Indefinite suspensions inevitably lead to people breaking the law by driving under suspension to get to work so they can pay their fines so they can get their license back. See what we did there? It is called a “vicious circle.” Lawmaker are looking for alternatives, to which we would offer: suspending people’s social media accounts is a great option! 

Dauphin County is being warned by the state that two county commissioners’ threat to postpone the purchase of new voting machines might be met with consequences that rhyme with “lawsuit.” It seems that the state’s mandate that counties purchase new machines wasn’t as much of a request as it was a, you know, mandate.

Governor Wolf this week let the House know that there is a deadline when it comes to his patience on passing a minimum wage increase that was ratified by the Senate last month. Should the House choose not to act next week, the governor will move forward with a new regulatory rule on overtime pay that will, in the eyes of business community, be way more costly than a wage hike. That regulatory meeting is scheduled for Jan. 30, although we would be willing to bet a set of brand-new Triad Strategies coffee mugs that it happens sooner than that if the House punts. DM us if you wanna make that bet. 

Five Pennsylvanians have already died this year due to the flu. If you haven’t gotten your flu shot yet, hurry up. We don’t want you people rattling around out there unvaccinated. Chop, chop.   

While the Harrisburg chattering class has long agreed that a certain attorney general will be running for governor in 2022, a new name has been floated recently, and that is current U.S. Sen. Pat Toomey. Of course, long before that happens, Toomey will have to vote on that pesky impeachment thingy, which we are sure will be on voters’ minds for a while after the ink dries.

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Kentucky, where a man was arrested for trying to ship twenty pounds of meth through the mail by hiding it in an air fryer. Apparently, fried meth is quite the Christmas delicacy in some parts of Kentucky.    

That’s what passes for news around here on a cold, damp (did we mention it is both cold AND damp?) Friday in Harrisburg. Join us next week when we simultaneously lobby and shop for Christmas gifts on our phones in the Rotunda! Until then, from everyone at Team Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Duct-Taped Banana Edition

Work of art

It was a fairly brutal week in presidential politics, as the U.S. House Intelligence Committee handed the impeachment baton to the House Judiciary Committee, accompanied by a report outlining what they see as President Trump’s transgressions. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi then directed the Judiciary Committee to prepare articles of impeachment on which the House is expected to vote shortly.

The president, for his part, flew to London for a NATO pow-wow, complaining that House Republicans had a lot of gall to proceed with the impeachment witch hunt while he was traveling abroad to tend to the people’s foreign and military interests. The event ended with Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau getting into a bit of a tiff.

In other brutal developments, three Democratic candidates for the presidential nomination called it quits this week, all in a 48-hour period. Say bye-bye to U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris, Montana Gov. Steve Bullock and former PA Congressman Joe Sestak. Somewhat amazingly, nobody new jumped in, so at Happy Hour press time, the list of all candidates stood at 15 D’s and three R’s.

Senator Harris’ departure pared the number of candidates set to attend a Pittsburgh education forum next weekend down to six, although it’s possible that some of the other candidates will sign on. The event is Dec. 14 and is not open to the public, although it will be televised on MSNBC.

For the first time in 56 years, deer rifle season began on a Saturday. Those eager to hunt on Sundays will need to wait until next year. In other huntin’ news, Governor Wolf signed into law a measure that enables landowners to notify hunters that they’re trespassing by painting purple stripes on trees or posts instead of posting “no trespassing” signs.

Governor Wolf nominated PennDOT Executive Deputy Secretary Yassmin Gramian, P.E., to succeed Leslie Richards as department secretary. Our friends at Associated Pennsylvania Constructors (Shameless Client Plug) commended the nomination, asserting that the secretary-designee’s experience in the public and private sectors has given her considerable insight into the Commonwealth’s transportation challenges.

Governor Wolf went to bat for three of PA’s minor league baseball teams (see what we did there?), asking Major League Baseball to rethink a restructuring plan that could reduce the number of lower-level minor league teams by 42 across the country. Possibly at risk are teams in Erie, Williamsport and State College.

In addition to getting on the good side of baseball fans, the governor got on the good side of beer fans, announcing the availability of $1.2 million in grants for 18 projects to increase the production of Pennsylvania-made malt and brewed beverages and enhance the Pennsylvania beer industry. We toast the governor with a hoppy Pennsylvania IPA (Victory Dirt Wolf, anyone?)

The PA Department of Environmental Protection joined major oil and gas companies, environmental groups and lawmakers from both parties in urging the Trump administration not to roll back methane regulations at oil and gas sites.

Three PA members of Congress – two Democrats and one Republican, all freshmen – sit on the House Judiciary Committee, which began impeachment hearings this week. You can find out who they are at this here link.

Cheyney University, the oldest historically Black university in the country, is on a much welcome hot streak. Last week, a regional panel reaffirmed its accreditation. This week, it entered into a partnership with a biopharma company that will bring the firm’s research and development operation to Cheyney's Science Center. Let’s keep that good news coming!

Residents of The Sweetest Place on Earth (aka, “Hershey”) are perturbed about the unreimbursed expense of hosting a Trump political rally at the Giant Center. Hosting a political rally at the 10,500-seat venue costs Derry Township about $15,000 to provide police security, and hundreds of residents have signed an online petition urging officials to seek recovery of the tax dollars from political campaigns instead of giving them a free ride. The rally will be Dec. 10 and apparently will also include Vice President Pence.

PennLive columnist John Baer believes it’s high time to bring the annual Pennsylvania Society gala to PA instead of New York City. The society’s 121st soiree is this weekend at the New York Hilton Midtown, and Baer said that after attending for 25 years, he’s no longer interested, and that the money spent on it each year should benefit Pennsylvania.

Worried about a weakening global economy? Nah. The U.S. economy added 266,000 jobs, and unemployment returned to a half-century low at 3.5 percent in November. The return to work of striking GM workers helped blow through the job-gain expectations of 180,000.

UPMC Susquehanna Sunbury officials announced Thursday that they plan to shut down the hospital on March 31. According to the Center for Health Research at the University of North Carolina, 18 rural hospitals across the country have closed their doors this year alone, reflecting a worsening rural health care crisis across the country.

Our We Can’t Make This Up segment features the artwork of Maurizio Cattelan, who appears to have sold three of his pieces of, um, art through an art fair called Art Basel Miami. The artwork? A banana duct-taped to a wall. The price? $120,000. Times three. Is there anything duct tape can’t make better?

And that’s what passes for news around these parts! From your pals at Triad World HQ, have a terrific weekend, and check back in with us next week!

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving 2019

Triad Strategies extends warm wishes to each of you this Thanksgiving holiday. Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on and give thanks for our blessings. It’s also an opportunity to support those who may not be as fortunate.

Triad believes in the power of community connections. Working together, we can sustain and uplift our communities.

We are honored and privileged to have partnered with Jaindl Farms, the Central PA Food Bank and the Bethesda Mission to provide 200 turkeys to individuals and families in south-central Pennsylvania this holiday season. Our opportunity to help those who are less fortunate results from the support of our clients, who trust us to assist them in solving their problems.

The Friday Happy Hour will not be published this week. Have a great holiday weekend, and we'll see you back here next week.


Friday Happy Hour: Wild Turkey Edition

Wild turkeys

We begin this week’s news-a-palooza with a public service announcement for Amazon:

Dear Amazon,

We have been told that you are really good at shipping things. One thing we don’t need you to ship into Pennsylvania are out-of-state workers to build your new mega-warehouse outside of Pittsburgh. We have plenty of people living there who will do a wonderful job. So, stop it.

Sincerely, Everyone.  

House Democrats continued their impeachment inquiry (is it still an inquiry or not?) by inviting two more diplomats to testify, Fiona Hill and David Holmes, the latter of whom rolled his eyes so hard at GOP questions that we are pretty sure he sprained his skull.  

Meanwhile, in the Upper Chamber, U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham has announced that he will begin an investigation into – wait for it – the Bidens! If there is one thing that Congress needs right now, it is another public investigation. 

The Trump Train is coming to Hershey next week, and tickets are free! The Sweetest Place on Earth is about to become one of the louder places on earth!

The state House and Senate this week passed the long-awaited package of bills to address statute of limitation reforms on child-sex crimes. It was a tough road, but all sides eventually removed the heat from the debate and replaced it with light. 

The Senate this week also passed a bill that would raise the state’s minimum wage to $9.50 an hour by 2022. There was a bit of low-grade grumbling from Democrats who wanted more, but in the end, the bill passed overwhelmingly. Next up? A much more unwelcoming House. 

A group of largely western Pennsylvania lawmakers are planning to sue the Wolf administration over his decision to enter into the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative. Some believe that Wolf overplayed his hand when he decided not to seek General Assembly approval for the move, which if successful will pretty much bury the state’s coal industry.

Another group of lawmakers this week fired off the opening salvo in the next debate on transportation funding in Pennsylvania, an issue they would very much like to see debated next year, which is an election year, which would be rather stunning.   

The General Assembly this week again passed a ban on abortions in the case of a Down syndrome diagnosis. And once again, Governor Wolf waited all of three minutes before vetoing it. We still doing this? Lather, rinse, veto, repeat.

A bill to raise the legal age to buy tobacco to 21 is inching along the rails of the General Assembly. Because once it is illegal for 19-year-olds to buy tobacco, we are pretty sure they never will again.  Teenagers are, as we all know, famous for following the law. That’s why none of them drink alcohol before they turn 21.

Despite 16 years of effort to get a casino built in Beaver County, it looks like local officials have once again rolled snake eyes on that bid. State regulators this week gave a thumbs-down to Mount Airy Casino’s application to build a mini-casino in Big Beaver Township. In related news, yes, there is a Big Beaver Township. 

Despite the Big Beaver setback, NBC news still plans to do a year-long series about 2020 presidential “swing counties,” one of which will focus solely on Beaver County. We humbly suggest they film it at the Original New Brighton Hot Dog Shoppe. 

If some state lawmakers have their way (and they often do), the 2024 presidential primary date in Pennsylvania will be moved way up. No longer will we be forced to sit back and watch 26 people in New Hampshire decide the direction of our country.

Weeks after the state again slammed the brakes on their application, Erie County officials are back at it, pushing for movement on their community college bid as early as January. Expect this issue to continue to be wrapped around the axle for the foreseeable future.   

Harrisburg Mayor Eric Papenfuse plans to abandon a potential deal to privatize the city’s water and sewer system as he threw his support this week behind a plan to add additional fees to city dwellers to pay for sewer and stormwater upgrades. This should go over well, we are sure.   

The business of the state Senate was temporarily upended this week as Sen. John Yudichak of Luzerne County announced he switched his party registration from Democrat to Independent and will caucus with the GOP moving forward. Nothing like a party switch to get tongues wagging all over the state capitol.  

In other nakedly political news, if you were wondering where former state senator and failed gubernatorial candidate Scott Wagner has landed, it very well may be directly opposite longtime GOP power broker Bob Asher. Wagner is floating the idea of taking on Asher for his powerful spot on the Republican National Committee. Some bad blood flows pretty deep around here.   

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to aptly named Toms River, New Jersey, where wild turkeys have pretty much taken over the entire town, setting up a potentially deadly, Quentin Tarantino-esque showdown next Thursday. Turkeys vs. Humans: this time, it’s personal.

That’s what passes for news around here as we careen wildly into the weekend. From all your friends at Team Triad, have a great one!

Friday Happy Hour: Gin Edition

We start this week’s missive by taking you to Lafayette County, Wisconsin, where some elected officials have lost their damned minds.  Earlier this week, one of the county commissioners filed a new resolution that would criminally charge reporters for the crime of not posting official press releases word-for-word. In essence, normal, everyday reporting would become a crime.  The crime here seems to be that people elected these loon bags to office in the first place.  Gin

Meanwhile, the nation’s eyes were fixed on Congress this week, as the impeachment inquiry of President Trump hit the small screen.  Thus far, the GOP defense of Trump is that the witnesses had no direct contact with the President himself, and therefore we're relying on hearsay.  So we spent the week channeling R.E.O. Speedwagon.  Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you’ve been messing around…  

The President, however, continues to do himself few favors as he spent Friday morning Tweeting at one of the witnesses while she was testifying.  We expect at some point that House GOP will arrive on the South Lawn en masse and demand the President turn over his phone.  

Apparently, there is no end to the list of delusional Democrats who believe they should be the next POTUS.  Joining the field this week are former governor Deval Patrick and current billionaire Michael Bloomberg. 

A lot of lawmakers are diving into the criminal justice pool, and the issue has become a true bipartisan lovefest.  However, the consequence of reform is that the prison populations tend to shrink, which causes prisons to close, which does NOT make lawmakers happy.  Can’t have it all, folks.   

Philadelphia’s Controller this week released a report showing that the city’s soda tax revenue continues to be funneled into places other than Pre-K and Rebuild Philly (i.e. the general fund), and that the entire program lacks transparency.  So, nothing to see here.   

Word around the hallowed halls of Harrisburg is that lawmakers might finally, maybe, kinda raise the state’s minimum wage from the current $7.25 to $9.50 an hour. Grizzled vets that we are, we will believe it when we see it.  We have heard this song before, and it usually gets cut off before the ending. 

The state is lugging around a $1.3 billion structural deficit, we learned this week, although all is not bleak.  A strong economy and better-than-expected revenue numbers are trimming that number each month, making it possible that Governor Wolf might just wrap up eight years with no big tax increase.   

The City of Erie woke up today much the same as yesterday: without a community college and with no green light to build one.  The Department of Education voted this week to continue to study the need for such a community college for at least six months, at which point there might still be snow on the ground.   

A new report was released this week showing that craft breweries are pouring money (we see what you did there) into the Pennsylvania economy.  As such, we give our Shameless Client Plug shout-outs this week to our friends at Yards, Voodoo and Bald Birds Breweries.  

It is a tricky time to be a Democrat in southwestern Pennsylvania, we are beginning to learn.  As more and more elected Democrats are embracing things like fracking bans and the end of petrochemical plants, the more old-school Dems are being beaten about their heads and shoulders for supporting both.  Expect to see these battles move to the ballot in 2020.  

Did you know that Philadelphia has 90,000 more women living there than men?  No?  Well, now you do.  We propose reversing the current city slogan to the City of Sisterly Affection and Brotherly Love.  

An early, extended bear hunting season is going really well, if you’re not a bear.  Hunters are on pace to harvest more bears than ever, which is also good news for wayward hikers and other people who stumble around in the forest. 

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to South Africa, where a distillery is now making and marketing gin made partially from elephant dung.  We kinda always thought gin tasted like crap anyway.   

That’s what passes for news around here on this sunny Friday!  The legislature returns for more top-notch lawmaking next week, so tune in!  From all your friends at Team Triad, have a great weekend!  

Friday Happy Hour: Happy Meal Edition

Happy meal

We’ll begin with the most important event of the week, which was the opportunity to exercise our constitutional right to select those who represent us, aka Election Day. We congratulate the winners, console the losers, and thank all of them for their participation in an increasingly rancorous political environment.

There was drama. In the southeast, Democrats continued their recent trend of making gains in suburban Philly, taking control of what was once a GOP stronghold, Delaware County Council, for the first time since the Civil War. They also won a majority on the Chester County and Bucks County boards of commissioners.

The Dems also took control of the nine-member Lehigh County Board of Commissioners for the first time in decades.

On the other hand, out west it was the R’s flipping four counties to their side in commissioner races. The counties of Washington, Armstrong, Greene and Westmorland are now in the red column after trending in that direction for several years.

And, right here in good ol’ central PA, everything pretty much stayed the same, although the vote count in York County was delayed because of snafus with the new voting machines. Several other counties experienced problems with new machines, but as Morning Call columnist Paul Muschick observed, counties that rolled them out for this off-year election can now make adjustments that will enable a smoother experience next spring.

The statewide Superior Court race was very close, although it appears that Philly Dem. Daniel McCaffery and Chester County Deputy DA Megan McCarthy King, a Republican, won the two open seats.

And finally, the proposed constitutional amendment known as Marsy’s Law, which spells out the rights of crime victims, garnered nearly three-quarters of the votes, but can’t be certified until the state Supreme Court sorts out whether the proposal was constitutional.

Elsewhere, the General Assembly in Virginia went Democratic, as did the governor’s office in Kentucky. Throw in the suburban Philly results and it led to some gleeful speculation on the part of Democrats. PennLive columnist John Baer, often a contrarian, warns that the D’s could end up blowing it, at least in Pennsylvania, if the candidate doesn’t appeal to our moderate-minded electorate.

Former Texas Congressman Beto O’Rourke dropped his presidential bid. So, faced with the alarming prospect of a sudden shortage of Democratic candidates, former NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg indicated he just might be interested in giving it a shot. Although he apparently hasn’t made a final decision yet, he sent some people to Alabama to gather signatures enabling him to qualify to be on the primary election ballot next year.

After weeks of complaining about the closed impeachment hearings, President Trump has now decided that there shouldn’t be public hearings either. The House Democrats will launch the public hearings next week, featuring three witnesses who have already testified privately.

Back here in the Keystone State, the PA Turnpike Commission has decided after a four-year pilot to proceed with converting the tolling system to a totally cashless one by the fall of 2021. About 600 toll collector and auditor jobs would be eliminated, and those employees would either be reassigned to another commission gig or could use the agency’s tuition assistance program to study for a new career.

Faculty for the 14-university State System of Higher Education will vote on a four-year contract. The vote will be held on individual campuses from Nov. 11 to 13.

Seven current and former non-union state workers filed a class-action lawsuit this week against AFSCME Council 13 in an attempt to recoup the estimated $3 million in non-member fees paid to the union by almost 10,000 non-union employees in 2017 and 2018. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled last year that union fees paid by non-union government employees are illegal.

Prominent politicos gracing PA with their presence this week included House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who spoke at the Democratic Independence Dinner in Philly and former VP Joe Biden, who traveled to the Steel City to speak at a presidential campaign fundraising event.

Montgomery County DA Kevin Steele has filed a civil complaint against vaping company JUUL, aiming to hold the company responsible for its “illegal, predatory business practices aimed at turning minors into addicts.”

Our We Can’t Make This Up segment takes us to Hilton Head, South Carolina, where a man who ordered a McDonald’s sweet tea wound up “stoned to the bone” when the tea was spiked with cannabis. His theory is that asking for “extra lemon” is code for “hit me up with some reefer, please.” The sheriff’s department didn’t reveal the location, but our crack research team tells us there are only two Mickey D’s on the island.

And that’s pretty much what qualifies for news around here this week! A shout out to veterans, whom we honor on Monday. Have a terrific weekend, and we’ll see you all back here again next week!

Friday Happy Hour: Hash Cake Edition

Hash cake

The U.S. House voted along party lines Thursday to formally launch an impeachment probe into President Trump’s dealings with the Ukraine. House Republicans had been loudly complaining that, thus far, the probe was being conducted behind closed doors, so naturally they all voted against opening it up to the public.

For his part, President Trump decided to move to Florida this week, presumably because he is in his 70s and moving to Florida is required by law once you hit 73. 

Meanwhile, nationwide job growth outpaced expectations, proving once again that the economy doesn’t seem to give much of a hoot about what is going on in Congress. The U.S. added 128,000 jobs last month, after those killjoys on Wall Street predicted a far lower number.

Back here in Pennsylvania, a last-ditch attempt to derail the ballot question on Marsy’s Law got a bit of life, as a Pennsylvania judge ruled that “yeas and nays” shall not be counted after Tuesday’s vote. The Supreme Court will eventually have to decide if the entire General Assembly, Republican and Democrat alike, acted improperly in passing the ballot question, which seems rather improbable. 

If you speed through active work zones in Pennsylvania, you are not only a Grade A chucklehead, you may soon find a citation in your mailbox. PennDOT is unveiling a pilot program that will place automated speed cameras in work zones. So smile, dimwits, you’re on work zone camera!

Governor Wolf this week signed into law a comprehensive overhaul of the state’s election procedures, the first such change in more than 80 years. There were some howls of discontent over the ban on straight-ticket voting, conveniently ignoring the fact that the governor, a Democrat, had to negotiate with the legislature, which is controlled by the Republicans. You know, divided government and all that messy stuff.  

A lower court judge this week tossed the City of Pittsburgh’s new gun control ordinances into the circular file, much as everyone expected. They don’t call Title 18, Chapter 61, Subchapter A the Uniform Firearms Act for no reason, we suspect. The battle over state preemption will once again move to the Supreme Court, and you never know what that band of fun-loving rascals might do!

The federal government this week unveiled 150 pages of regulations governing hemp farming. Since Pennsylvania lawmakers had the foresight to legalize hemp production last year, we have a big head start on the field. So get to it, hempers. Let’s lead the nation in something other than municipal waste importation.

The Supreme Court this week stopped Lebanon County officials from denying medical marijuana access to parolees and probationers, striking a blow for good old common sense. The move by Lebanon County to enact this policy in the first place is a stark reminder that, despite what the states do on marijuana policy, the feds still view marijuana as equivalent to heroin and can act accordingly whenever they damned well choose.

A perfect storm of factors, not the least of which is an overabundance of really excited deer, are causing experts to predict an above-average season of car-to-deer collisions in Pennsylvania, most of which find the deer on the losing end. So be careful, and make sure your auto insurance is up to date.    

Speaking of deer, the legislature is nearing agreement on a bill that would permit Sunday hunting in Pennsylvania, albeit for just three Sundays out of the entire year. The General Assembly has been debating this issue since before guns were actually invented.   

Do you wanna find out how wonderful or crappy your child’s school is? Here is a searchable database where you can find how your district measured up on the most recent round of the dreaded Keystone Exams.

One lawmaker this week announced he will offer a bill to ban flavored vaping products in Pennsylvania. He contends, probably correctly, that cherry and bubblegum-flavored vapes are aimed at getting children addicted. Under his plan, the only flavors allowed will be horse manure and dead skunk. That’ll teach those meddling kids.

Pennsylvania will not be sharing your driver’s license info with the federal Census Bureau, we learned this week. Despite the census folks assuring states that it will keep all the information safe (sure they will) and asking pretty, pretty please, PennDOT Secretary Leslie Richards ain’t having any of that noise, thank you very much.

A Pittsburgh Port Authority bus sank into a 10th Avenue sinkhole this week, causing the Internet to break after roughly forty-five million memes were created. For our part, Tenth Avenue Sinkhole reminded us of Tenth Avenue Freezeout by Bruce Springsteen, so we spent the day with it stuck in our heads.  Damned Internet.  

In this week’s Shameless Spousal Plug, aesthetician extraordinaire Sharon Wells (better half of Triad creator and resident mad scientist Roy Wells) was featured in the Philadelphia Inquirer this week for her work at the spa in the venerable Four Seasons, located literally on the roof of Philadelphia. Way to go, Sharon! 

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Berlin (Germany, not Pennsylvania) where 13 people had to be taken to the hospital after eating a cake following a funeral service. As it turns out, the cake had been baked with hashish and was made by an 18-year-old, who was definitely going to a much different kind of party. 

That’s what passes for news as we say goodbye to October and look forward to Election Day next Tuesday, where we will likely see about 26% of you who are registered to vote. Until then, from all of us at Team Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Haunted House Edition

Haunted house

Quid pro quo, or not? Impeachable offense, or not? A legitimate inquiry, or not? We don’t know. And just when we thought things couldn’t get much weirder in Washington, a couple dozen Republican members of Congress stormed the office suite where House committees were taking testimony in the Trump impeachment investigation and staged a… we’d call it a sit-in, but sit-ins usually have a point. After disrupting the hearings for several hours, eating some pizza and complaining about the process, the group left, and the hearings resumed.

As we segue back to Pennsylvania, we present you with PennLive/Patriot News columnist John Baer’s latest take on national and local political weirdness.

Last weekend, Lebanon County District Attorney Dave Arnold was nominated as the Republican candidate to replace former state Sen. Mike Folmer. The Dems picked Lebanon Valley College Prof. Michael Schroeder, and rumors abound that unsuccessful Republican hopeful Matt Brouillette will remain in the race as a write-in. A special election will be on Jan. 14.

The U.S. Census Bureau asked states to cough up driver’s license data as part of the Trump administration’s latest effort to compile information about citizenship status. On Thursday, PennDOT Secretary Leslie Richards said Pennsylvania would not participate, joining a growing number of states that have declined.

State Sen. Daylin Leach, D-Montgomery/Delaware, and Sen. Sharif Street, D-Philadelphia, have introduced legislation that would legalize cannabis for adult use in Pennsylvania. No need to rush out and buy your Doritos quite yet, in our opinion.

Meanwhile, a group of medical marijuana patients staged a demonstration at the PA Department of Health to complain about the high cost of cannabis meds. They called for action to make the drug more affordable and accessible.

Attorney General Josh Shapiro had a busy week, joining his counterparts in several other states in announcing a tentative $48 billion settlement with three opioid distributors and two manufacturers, which is said to offer the best opportunity to get help quickly for people struggling with addiction.

The next day, he joined 46 of his counterparts in supporting an investigation of Facebook to determine whether the social media firm’s dominance is stifling competition, limiting choice for consumers and costing advertisers more money.

In the midst of public debate over a proposed constitutional amendment known as Marsy’s Law, PennLive provides us with a primer that ties everything together.

Among prominent Commonwealth visitors this week were President Trump, Vice President Pence and former VP Biden. Trump spoke at a shale conference in Pittsburgh, while Pence and Biden visited Luzerne County, aka, Biden’s old stomping ground.

The state Senate this week voted unanimously to transfer control of the lieutenant governor’s Fort Indiantown Gap residence to the Department of Military and Veterans Affairs, a move that Lt. Gov. John Fetterman called “a win across the board.” Fetterman has chosen not to reside in the official residence. The bill now goes to the House.

Beginning at 12:01 a.m. Sunday, the PA Turnpike will no longer accept cash payment for tolls at two new locations, the entry from Ohio in Lawrence County and the Turnpike Route 66 bypass in Westmoreland County. The agency is encouraging motorists to use its prepaid E-ZPass transponder, although for a higher toll, drivers without transponders will receive a bill in the mail.

Although Governor Wolf says he has no intention of signing it if it gets to his desk, a freshman legislator has introduced a bill that would ban abortions once a fetal heartbeat is detected. More than a dozen states have enacted similar measures, and a heartbeat bill enacted in Georgia has been blocked by a federal judge.

Triad’s own Todd Brysiak weighed in on a national shortage of a chemotherapy drug used to treat pediatric cancer. The father of a cancer survivor who has been cancer-free for more than a year, Todd noted that the drug, vincristine, was an essential part of his daughter’s treatment. The shortage was attributed to a manufacturing delay and is predicted to continue through December.

This week’s We Can’t Make This Up segment arrives just in time for Halloween. The owner of a Tennessee haunted house billed as the scariest in the world offers a $20,000 prize to anyone who completes a tour of the attraction. No one has ever collected. He says he uses hypnosis to scare the you-know-what out of customers and backs it up with a video of every visitor tapping out by uttering the phrase, “You really don’t want to do this.”

And that’s what passes for news around here this week! Be sure to stock up on plenty of candy for all the little goblins, ghosts and witches in your neighborhood! From all of us here at Triad, have a great weekend, and be sure to meet us back here again next week.

Friday Happy Hour: Painted Cow Edition

Painted cow

We’ll begin our weekly adventure in Washington, which was all abuzz on multiple fronts. President Trump had a busy week, cramming at least five days’ worth of stuff into a holiday-shortened week. The fallout from his orders to separate U.S. troops from their (former?) Kurdish allies climaxed with an overwhelming rebuke by the House, including two-thirds of the chamber’s Republicans. The president did not take it well.

But the foreign policy kerfuffle was merely a sideshow to the main event, as House Democrats continued down the path of the impeachment investigation. That peaked on Thursday when Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney undercut his boss’ assertion that there was no quid pro quo involving Trump’s request that the Ukrainians investigate former VP Biden and his son.

Trump’s personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, had another butt-ugly week, what with being fingered as the president’s point man in the shadow foreign policy activities regarding the Ukraine. The man once known as America’s Mayor is having a bad month.

The Democratic presidential candidates gathered in Ohio this week for a three-hour yackfest, with several of the participants homing in on Sen. Elizabeth Warren for a change. We’ll let the NY Times analysis tell you what’s what.

The explosions and fire that destroyed the Philadelphia Energy Solutions refinery in June was most likely caused by the failure of an elbow pipe, according to the U.S. Chemical and Safety Hazard Investigation Board. The pipe had worn to about half the thickness of a credit card, investigators said. The oil refinery was the largest on the East Coast.

A 23-foot Northumberland County Douglas fir will make the ultimate sacrifice in exchange for the honor of being the White House Christmas tree. The tree’s soon-to-be-former owner called it a “most exciting and humbling experience.” The tree, facing its demise at age 16, was not nearly as excited.

Even though he has scaled it back, business leaders still aren’t happy with Governor Wolf’s plan to extend overtime eligibility to thousands more of Pennsylvania workers. His initial proposal would have eventually extended eligibility to 460,000 workers, and the scaled-back plan would limit eligibility to just 82,000. The Democratic controlled Independent Regulatory Review Commission may consider the plan next month.

Republican Sen. David Argall told a gathering of real estate professionals this week that his bipartisan group looking into taxation issues is likely to recommend cutting or eliminating property taxes by raising the sales and income taxes. He said he wants to get recommendations to lawmakers before year-end to avoid having it get caught in election year festivities.

Why does Pennsylvania lead the nation in average student loan debt per resident, with a figure of $36,000? Freshman State Rep. Jennifer O’Mara, a Delaware County Democrat who at age 29 is still paying off her student debt, intends to find out, and it began with a hearing this week by the House Democratic Policy Committee.

The relatively nascent Harrisburg University aims to boost its brand awareness by becoming the country’s badass at esports. Who needs a football program anyway? A tip of the Triadvocate cap to HU and President Eric Darr for attracting the attention of the Washington Post.

The PA State System for Higher Education is asking for an additional $100 million over the next five years to help retool the 14-member system by merging some services and support, enhancing online learning and improving technology for students. The system’s enrollment of about 100,000 students is 21,000 fewer than a decade ago, and system officials believe that more online courses will attract more students.

Pennsylvania will become one of the last states to take advantage of a U.S. Supreme Court decision to allow states to collect corporate income taxes from corporations that do business in states, even if they have no offices, employees or property there. Businesses that record at least $500,000 in annual sales will henceforth be required to file tax returns and pony up.

Governor Wolf said thanks, but no thanks to the opportunity to refuse to accept refugees in Pennsylvania. The Trump administration last month issued an order giving state and local governments the authority to turn refugees away, but the governor said they will continue to be welcome here.

A federal tax incentive program passed in 2017 by Republicans in Congress has not proven to be the lifeline for ailing Rust Belt cities such as New Castle, according to a report from Spotlight PA, the new investigative reporting collaboration involving several prominent news organizations.

This week’s installment of We Can’t Make This Up takes us all the way to Japan, where scientists have discovered that painting cows to look like zebras significantly reduced attacks by biting flies and lessened the need to use pesticides. Udderly brilliant.

And that’s what passes for news around here on a suddenly chillier fall Friday. On behalf of your good pals at Triad, have a terrific weekend, and check back in with us next week as lawmakers in both houses return to Harrisburg.

Friday Happy Hour: Guinea Pig Edition

Guinea pig

It was not a good week for America’s favorite crazy uncle, Rudy Giuliani. Two of Rudy’s “associates” got bagged for campaign finance violations by federal authorities, right before they tried to board an international flight to Anywhere but Here. Ensnared with these two totally legitimate businessmen was “Congressman One,” which is an appellation that no member of Congress wants. 

The U.S. Navy will be christening a new ship that honors Pennsylvania’s contributions to our Armed Forces. We have been unable to confirm the rumor that the U.S.S. Harrisburg will be the first incinerator-powered ship in history.   

The Trump Trade War with China continues to kick the soybeans out of Pennsylvania farmers, we learned this week. Our farmers are currently getting 40-50% less for soybeans than a year ago, which is causing many of them to see nothing but red ink where their crops used to be.   

Despite throwing around subpoenas like they are nerf footballs, congressional Democrats may – and we say this with an abundance of caution – be closer to voting on President Trump’s USMCA trade deal after Mexico agreed to come up with some better labor standards (better being something more than the current none.) The Son of NAFTA is coming!

The Trump 2020 team is reportedly targeting Amish voters in Pennsylvania. We can assume a robust digital media strategy is not part of that effort. 

The American Civil Liberties Union and the League of Women Voters have launched a legal assault on the crime victims’ bill of rights ballot question this fall, for some odd reason. The groups are contending that the Marsy’s Law ballot question passed by the General Assembly in two separate legislative sessions was done so improperly. Nothing like questioning the rules of the game in the ninth inning. 

Pennsylvania’s state parks are an integral part of our Commonwealth’s tourism industry, hosting 10 million visitors a year. Despite adding 81,000 additional acres over the past decade, those parks also operate with fewer staff and need about $500 million in facility upgrades. So we either pony up or lease it all to Bass Pro Shops and be done with it. 

Volunteer fire departments across the state are about to partake in about $60 million in new grant funding, we learned this week. This is great news for our first responders, who would much prefer responding to fires and rescuing cats from trees than selling hoagies.   

Governor Wolf’s decision to enter into the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative last week was met with some skepticism by the House GOP. This week that skepticism tuned into some loud murmurs. Next week we expect the murmurs will become abject rage.   

Lawmakers and the Wolf administration are getting serious about finding some real solutions to the state’s suicide epidemic. House members heard testimony in central Pennsylvania this week and it was very hard, but very necessary, to watch.

If you are ready to grab your hunting license, be sure to do it through the state and not through some online broker. Scammers and online thieves have infiltrated the world of hunters and anglers in Pennsylvania, which we are not sure is a very bright idea since those people tend to be armed.   

The Department of State is urging folks to get their absentee ballots early this year to avoid the huge, last-minute rush that comes with off-year, municipal elections. The good news is that for the first time ever, you can apply online! Welcome to the Internet, dear voters!  

A bill that will levy fees on electric vehicles (which pay zero in gas taxes) has hit a snag in the General Assembly, as lawmakers haggle over the Porridge Question, as we like to call it. Some say the fee is too high, some say it is too low. We will let you know when they get it just right. 

Governor Wolf this week signed a bill that will make it tougher for telemarketers to interrupt your dinner or your nightly game of Fortnite. This is very good news, because the current law leaks like a sieve.   

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to lovely (and presumably very hot) Ecuador, where a local company has started making guinea pig-flavored ice cream. Shocking absolutely no one, Turkey Hill currently has no plans to offer this delicacy in Pennsylvania.

That’s what passes for news around here on board the U.S.S. Triad! Come back next week and we will have a boatload more to share with you! Until then, have a great weekend!

Brandi Hunter-Davenport Joins Triad Strategies

Brandi's head shot

HARRISBURG – Triad Strategies is pleased to announce that Brandi Hunter-Davenport is the latest public affairs associate to join the firm.

With nearly 20 years of experience of under her belt, Brandi is excited to bring her talents to the bi-partisan public relations firm.

“From the moment I entered Triad’s doors, I felt a collaborative energy and spirit among the already established team,” said Hunter-Davenport. “I knew that was a dynamic I connected with. Triad knows the power in bringing diverse individuals together to work toward common interests. I’m honored to join the team and look forward to working together on behalf of Triad’s clients.”   

Prior to joining Triad, Brandi oversaw PA Forward, an outreach and training initiative, for the Pennsylvania Library Association. In that role, she provided training and facilitation, media, marketing and public relations guidance along with strategic planning skills to the association’s membership.

Additionally, she cultivated a series of partnership opportunities for the organization, leveraging educational resources, materials and support for libraries. In this role, she also oversaw the association’s Star Library Program, an achievement-based program that recognized libraries for their application of literacy-aligned programming for patrons throughout Pennsylvania. The program has grown to more than 200 actively participating libraries.

“Brandi brings the right combination of association management and communications experience with her,” said Roy Wells, Triad president and managing partnering. “Her extensive understanding in state government communications, nonprofit associations, and higher education will lend itself well to Triad’s clients. We are excited to have her on the team.”

Brandi has previously served as the director of communications for the state Department of Agriculture, working on communication platforms that focused on areas such as the restoration of the Chesapeake Bay, the potential of the High Path Avian influenza virus and racing reform.

She was also the director of public affairs and education with the Pennsylvania Association of Conservation Districts and handled press, marketing and communications with the state departments of Environmental Protection and Health and was as a member of Governor Rendell's press and communications team. Before that, she was program manager for the American Lung Association, servicing a 15-county area in the south-central region of Pennsylvania.

“I first met Brandi several years ago and watched how she expertly navigated the state government and nonprofit arenas,” said Doug Rohanna, Triad’s vice-president of public affairs. “As Triad continues growing and expanding our client offerings, we knew Brandi would be the right addition to the team. Together, we will work together to put Triad’s clients first.”

Brandi is a graduate of Bennett College as well as Florida Agricultural & Mechanical University, earning an undergraduate degree in mass communications and a Master of Science in journalism, respectively. She is an adjunct professor in the Communications Department at Messiah College and resides in Harrisburg with her family.


About Triad Strategies:

Triad Strategies LLC is a bipartisan public affairs firm headquartered in Harrisburg, PA, with offices in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. The firm provides government relations services, relationship management, economic development strategies and strategic communications services to organizations seeking to influence and create opportunities in the public and private sectors.

Friday Happy Hour: Burning Love Edition

Fearing that the Ukraine government did not have adequate resources to really investigate the Bidens, President Trump this week asked that China do so as well.  A country that still has not admitted that anything of note ever happened in Tiananmen Square might not be the best place to get additional investigatory help.  Burning love

Governor Wolf this week announced that Pennsylvania will join the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative (RGGI), setting into motion
the first real debate in Pennsylvania over climate change. Before that debate can commence, however, the House GOP would like to have a word with a few lawyers about whether Wolf can act unilaterally. Nevertheless, elected officials from coal-producing regions are, shall we say, less than thrilled with Wolf’s actions.  

A public service announcement from your friends at Triad Strategies.  This November when you saunter into your voting booth (because you WILL be voting this November), be sure to pay special attention to the ballot question about Marsy’s Law.  For all you need to know about this crime victim rights amendment, check out this handy primer from our friends at the venerable Reading Eagle.     

Due to what state officials are calling “unprecedented demand,” Pennsylvania is staring at a significant shortage of the Shingles vaccine, which is not good news.  From what we understand, Shingles are painful as hell, perhaps even more painful than having actual roofing shingles nailed to your skin. So get the vaccine today if you can find one.  

Governor Wolf is turning up the volume on his quest to change the way the state regulates charter schools.  This week, he announced he is shuttering a cyber charter in Philadelphia, which we are sure caught the attention of a certain high-profile lawmaker from Allegheny County. We will let you guess which one. 

Several weeks ago, Governor Wolf went to southeast Pennsylvania to inform pipeline protesters that he will not be shutting down construction on the Mariner East pipeline.  Not content with that rather direct answer, those protesters will now come to Harrisburg to, presumably, get the same answer.  

Attorney General Josh Shapiro took a break from suing the tar out of the Trump Administration this week to announce he is on board the adult-use cannabis legalization train. The momentum grows with each passing puff-puff-pass. 

The state’s two pension systems (yes, we have two of those for some reason) are split on whether or not they should invest in funds that have private prison company interests.  With tens of billions of dollars invested, it can be a little tough to keep track of who is invested in what around here, but one thing is for certain: there will be NO investing in funds controlled by Hunter Biden. 

In Pennsylvania, we treat our teachers very nicely, we learned this week. When it comes to salary, benefits and overall respect for their daily plight, Pennsylvania’s teachers rank near the top of those nationwide lists.  And given what they have to endure day in and day out, whatever they make is probably not enough.   

Now that fall is here, winter is right around the corner.  That means, of course, Pennsylvania cars will soon be covered in snow and ice.  And should you decide not to remove said snow and ice from your vehicle before departing, you are 1. a certified chuckle-head and 2. a scofflaw, if the General Assembly has its way.  A bill to penalize drivers who don’t clean their cars is winding its way through the legislature after failing to get to the finish line last Session.   

This is your reminder that in the richest country in the world, we still have maternal and infant mortality rates that are an absolute tragedy.  Health officials in western PA are again ringing the alarm bell this week.  Are we crazy or does it seem like some legislative action might be warranted? Anyone?  Bueller?  

The invasive Northern Snakehead fish has been spotted in the Monongahela River.  Despite the incredibly badass name (and the fact that it is reportedly pretty damned tasty), this thing is bad news, as it eats pretty much everything in sight. It is the Spotted Lanternfly of the deep, so to speak.    

A proposal to establish a so-called “Bottle Bill” law in Pennsylvania has been introduced, which caused us to immediately relive our childhood, where we used our Red Flyer to lug Pepsi bottles back to the corner store to get enough change to buy candy. Yes, we stole that dream directly from a Norman Rockwell painting.   

This week’s Shameless Client Plug goes out to our good friends at IUPAT District Council 21 in Philadelphia for shining a little sunshine on an otherwise tragic event. Those union members will provide free home repairs for any homeowner whose house was damaged in that horrific shootout last month.  Nice job!   

Shameless Client Plug #2 goes out to our friends in the building trades, who will see their top legislative priority become law tomorrow.  E-Verify use in the construction industry will help prevent unscrupulous contractors from evading state taxes and paying poverty wages. 

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Nebraska, where a 19-year-old woman decided to burn love letters from her ex-boyfriend and ended up setting her house on fire when she left them on the floor and napped.  We were stunned that the 19-year-old had anything to burn in the first place, except for old Snapchats and texts, which don’t really burn all that well.

That’s what passes for news around here as we scamper off to enjoy the fall weather. Come back next week when we will once again choose your news for you, and you’ll like it.  Until then, from Team Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Emotional Support Clown Edition

Emotional support clown

There was hardly any news out of Washington this week, so we’ll just go directly to Harrisburg…

On the one hand, the fall legislative session began on a rather collaborative note this week, as Gov. Tom Wolf explained that the executive orders he puttered with over the summer regarding voting machines, charter schools and gun violence were merely “conversation openers,” and that he’s hopeful he can work with lawmakers to advance his second-term agenda “in a legislative way.”

On the other hand, it appears that June’s Senate brouhaha during a debate over a bill to eliminate a program that provided cash to the state’s poorest residents continues to rankle a number of senators. Apparently, chillin’ at the beach during summer recess only does so much. We’ll see how things unfold in the coming weeks.

But there was considerable bipartisanship in the air this week. By a 46-3 vote, the Senate approved and sent to the governor a bill that expands federal immigration status checks to construction workers through a system known as E-Verify, thereby making it harder for employers to hire undocumented workers. It had passed the House by a 170-to-28 tally in June.

A measure that makes registration on the state’s Do Not Call list permanent hightailed it to Governor Wolf’s desk this week following a unanimous vote in both houses. It also prohibits telemarketing calls on legal holidays, allows businesses to register for the list, and requires robocalls to provide an “opt out” option at the beginning of the call.

Another good idea is halfway to enactment following a unanimous Senate vote – a requirement that public schools allow students to apply personal finance class credits toward high school graduation. Next up is consideration in the House.

Advocates for reforming Pennsylvania’s probation system stopped by the Capitol this week, asserting that too many people are being sent back to jail for technical violations and minor infractions. The General Assembly will be looking at bills to cap probation terms at five years for felonies and two for misdemeanors. The measures have bipartisan support.

The Senate, by a 43-6 vote, approved a bill that would raise the minimum age to buy tobacco or vaping products to 21. The measure now goes to the House.

We’re not sure how much street cred LendingTree has when it comes to roads and bridges, but the loanmeister plunked down a study this week asserting that PA has the fifth-worst transportation infrastructure in the country. Regardless of whether the ranking is accurate, it’s clear that diverting $700 million per year in highway funds to subsidize State Police operations doesn’t leave enough to get ahead of bridge and highway needs.

This week’s horribly scary icky health threat comes by way of mosquito bites and has been confirmed in Carbon, Erie and Monroe counties. Eastern equine encephalitis, or Triple E, kills three of every 10 people who get it and leaves most survivors with brain damage, according to state officials. Pass us the DEET, please.

Pennsylvania once again capitalized on its prowess in autonomous vehicle technology as the partnership of Carnegie Mellon and Penn State universities, along with PennDOT and the Turnpike Commission, received an $8.4 million federal grant to figure out how driverless vehicles can better navigate through work zones.

Just a week after absentee ballots became available online, more than 4,300 Pennsylvanians have already taken advantage of the program. Previously, voters could only apply on paper for an absentee ballot and wait to receive it via snail mail.

Just in time for Major League Baseball playoffs, Mohegan Sun Pocono opened its new sports betting facility this week. The lounge features seating for 40, six sports betting terminals, a racebook betting terminal, a walk-up food and beverage bar and a 28-foot-wide video wall.

The Senate State Government Committee advanced a measure that would turn the lieutenant governor’s residence over to the Department of Military and Veteran Affairs. Although there are no specific plans for the Fort Indiantown Gap property, Senate President Pro Tem Joe Scarnati, sponsor of the legislation, said it would “be used to maximize the beneficial use of supporting our Pennsylvania veterans and active military.” Lt. Gov John Fetterman has chosen to live elsewhere.

Lieutenant Governor Fetterman selected the earliest date possible – Jan. 14 – to hold a special election to replace former Sen. Mike Folmer, who resigned following his arrest on child pornography charges. Neither party has named a candidate.

Governor Wolf and Lieutenant Governor Fetterman announced they both support legalizing recreational marijuana as they released a report on Fetterman’s “listening tour” regarding the issue. The report said 82 percent of those weighing in supported legalization, although both Wolf and Fetterman acknowledge that lawmakers my be slow to approve such a measure.

Our We Can’t Make This Up segment whisks us halfway ‘round the world, to New Zealand, where an ad agency employee who suspected he was about to be terminated hired an emotional support clown to accompany him to the HR office. The clown created balloon animals and mimed a good cry as the soon-to-be-ex-employee was handed his termination papers. That’s probably more emotional support than he would have received from Bozo, Krusty or even Ronald McDonald.

And that’s what passes for news around here this week! From all your pals here at Triad, have a terrific weekend, and we’ll see you back here at the same time next week!

Friday Happy Hour: Warren Zevon Edition


By far the biggest news since our last missive was that Penn State defeated Pitt 17-10 last Saturday, giving certain Team Triad staff members bragging rights over certain other (ahem, Brendan Schubert and Sydney Kockler) staff members. #WeAre 

Note to President Donald Trump: when you find yourself in a bit of a bind, DO NOT send Rudy Giuliani on television to clean it up. Unless by “clean it up” you really mean “dump gasoline all over it, set it on fire and throw it in a dumpster.” 

From Hong Kong to Berlin, from Dublin to New York and beyond, millions of earthlings are participating in a worldwide climate strike today to raise awareness of climate change. Suffice to say this issue has now gone from policy discussion to movement.  

Today, will mark the final day of power generation at storied Three Mile Island, as natural gas and a volatile energy market finally achieved what anti-nuke protesters could not over the past forty years.  As the final droplets of steam evaporate at the giant cooling towers, so goes the carbon-free power that lit up over 800,000 Pennsylvania households since 1974. 

A report was released this week showing Pennsylvania college students are currently lugging around the 2nd-highest average student debt load in the nation.  #WeAre #NotDoingSomethingRight.  

Relief from that debt may be on its way, however, for folks who become first responders, as a bill to forgive their debt is moving through the General Assembly. Baby steps (doo doo doo-doo doo-doo) baby steps (doo doo doo-doo doo-doo).  You’re welcome.   

This week in Rather Astounding Statistics, we bring you the unbelievable 12%: the number of Pennsylvanians who currently do not have enough food to eat.  Seeing as how we are in the longest economic expansion in the nation’s history, that number seems jaw-dropping to us. If you read that number and thought “we should definitely cut SNAP benefits”, you are misreading this entire paragraph. Start over.   

Speaking of stats, since the enactment of the Affordable Care Act, Pennsylvania’s uninsured population has shrunk by 5%, holding steady at around 6%.  If you read that number and thought “we should definitely blow up the system and start over”, see the preceding paragraph.   

Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden got a bit feisty with each other in Philly this week, battling over who is a bigger friend of organized labor.  It was sort of an “I know you are, but what am I?” moment between septuagenarians.  It ended with Biden telling Bernie his dad could definitely beat up Bernie’s dad.  

Environmental groups are all kinds of salty that, in their judgment, the Wolf Administration is not using the proceeds from the nationwide Volkswagen settlement to push electric vehicles more aggressively.  Considering the fact that only 10% of the entire fund has been awarded, maybe we all need to pump the brakes, so to speak, on the criticism.  

Next week, both the House and Senate will start hearings on what should be done to curtail gun violence.  It is against that backdrop that a bipartisan group of lawmakers held a press conference this week to push for a Red Flag Law in Pennsylvania to help curtail gun-related suicides. Seems reasonable, which means its likely to be mired in arguments about completely unrelated issues for the foreseeable future.   

Our friends at APSCUF this week announced an agreement on a four-year contract with the State System of Higher Education, thereby freeing the faculty up to keep educating the next generation of amazing Pennsylvania graduates.  Judging by the ages of many of the Climate Strikers today, reversing climate change looks to be Job One for them.  

We also send a shout-out this week to our friends at Aqua PA for consummating a rather sizable merger with the Delaware County Regional Water Quality Control Authority. Nicely done! 

Readers of and political nerds everywhere are in for a treat, as the venerable John Baer announced this week that he is joining the Pennlive stable of top-notch journalists. Congratulations John, you may now resume beating elected officials about the head and shoulders. 

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week we take you to Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain.  Local officials in Guthrie this week stopped a man and woman for driving a stolen car and also found a rattlesnake, a canister of Uranium, an open bottle of whiskey and a handgun, which coincidentally is also a lyric from a Warren Zevon song. Send lawyers, guns, whiskey, uranium, a snake and money, the shit has hit the fan.

That’s what passes for news around there on a simply resplendent Friday in the heart of your state government.  Come back and join us next week!  You bring the rattlesnake; we will bring the whiskey! From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend. 

Friday Happy Hour: Mockingbird Edition


The nation paused Wednesday to remember the more than 3,000 Americans who lost their lives on 9/11, the deadliest attack ever on American soil. Vice President Mike Pence came to Shanksville to visit the Flight 93 memorial, where the words “Let’s Roll!” still ring today. Remarkably, this year’s high school graduating class will be the first one whose students were not yet born when the terror attack happened.  #NeverForget.

Before we roll on any further, we would like to point out that a full moon will rise tonight. Today is also Friday the 13th. What’s the worst that could possibly happen, right? Moving right along…

Ten Democrats took to the stage Thursday night in the 58th presidential debate of 2019, or as we now call it “another night where everyone beats the snot out of Joe Biden.” Preceding the festivities, former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell took a whack at Elizabeth Warren in the pages of the Washington Post, calling her a hypocrite for her Road-to-Damascus-like conversion on campaign contributions. The man still knows how to grab some headlines!  

Coming on the heels of a potential multi-billion-dollar nationwide settlement over the marketing of Oxycontin, Purdue Pharma may have thought it was out of the woods. Not… quite… yet. Attorney General Josh Shapiro announced yesterday that he is suing Purdue’s owners, the Sackler family, on behalf of the Commonwealth. Quite a large domino you knocked over, Mr. AG.   

The Commonwealth Court has ruled that a lawsuit filed by gun owners over some new Harrisburg gun ordinances can proceed. While gun-control advocates spend a whole lot of time worrying about what is (or in most cases, isn’t) happening on the federal and state levels, the real battleground seems to be local governments and the courts. Lots of elected officials love local control until the locals actually try and control something.   

On that note, Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto spent some time in Washington this week banging his head against the pavement, trying to convince the Senate GOP leadership to act on gun control measures.   

The continuing uncertainty over trade with China is starting to smack the Pennsylvania manufacturing industry around, as that sector has shed more than 8,000 jobs since January. If ever there was a giant red flag in the windshield for Team Trump 2020, this would be it. 

Lawmakers are rallying for the passage of a bill that would extend the same health and safety regulation currently enjoyed in the private sector to Pennsylvania’s public sector workers. You might ask why those workers don’t currently have those protections, to which we would answer, “We haven’t the foggiest idea.”  

Speaking of state employees, if you are one of them and you were expecting an early retirement buyout offer in the near future, you may wanna rethink those plans. Ain’t happenin’, Captain. Prepare to go to work Monday.   

If you really wanna watch some legislative fireworks, attend the next public hearing on the legalization of Sunday hunting. Man, the people on either side of that issue are quite entrenched! At this point, we predict that the General Assembly will legalize marijuana long before Sunday hunting.

Speaking of marijuana, despite the fact that the medical version of it is quite legal in Pennsylvania, one county judge has decreed that parolees cannot partake of it. This seems, well, weird. If you are on parole, you can’t take medicine? Does this prohibition also apply to opioids and painkillers?

The Commonwealth Court this week ruled that one state lawmaker’s lawsuit again the Mariner East pipeline construction cannot proceed because said lawmaker has no standing to bring the suit. The court’s written decision was not what one would call ambiguous, to be kind.

One does not usually equate Emlenton, Pennsylvania, with Las Vegas, but hey! Here we are! A truck stop in Emlenton is the first in the Commonwealth to have legal video gaming terminals to help weary travels kill some time and maybe win some loot. And, of course, grab a good meatloaf sandwich while they are there. 

Our Shameless Client Plug this week goes out to Lyft, who is rolling out a program that will help residents of low-income housing areas to get low-cost rides to the grocery store. The program begins in Philly but will expand into other areas soon.   

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment, we take you to Mississippi, where a school district has banned the 1960 Pulitzer Prize-winning classic “To Kill a Mockingbird” because the book’s language “makes people uncomfortable.” You know what else makes people uncomfortable? Mississippi.  

That’s what passes for news around here as we feverishly (and we are not kidding) prepare for the return of the General Assembly next week! If you need us, we will likely be here all weekend, so stop by and maybe bring some lunch? From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!  

Friday Happy Hour: Freddie Mercury Edition

Freddie Mercury

Hurricane Dorian continues to batter the East Coast as it takes what feels like a month-long journey to Greenland (which the United States may or may not own by the time it gets there.) If you are so inclined to help your fellow humans (and we are), may we suggest logging on to Project Hope and making a small donation?

Meanwhile, if you are looking for some must-see TV, turn off Netflix and tune in to coverage of the British Parliament. Gary Busey lookalike Boris Johnson and his Brexiteers are making Congress look like a well-oiled machine.  

The Trump trade war with China is starting to hit Pennsylvania farmers right square in the soybeans, we found out this week. War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing (say it again!)

This is the perfect opportunity to remind our dear readers that our own U.S. Sen. Pat Toomey is not a fan of trade wars or tariffs. And by “not a fan” we mean “hates them with the fire of a thousand suns.” 

Two weeks ago, we told you that Governor Wolf was very serious about reforming the charter school system in Pennsylvania. In case you doubted our word, he reiterated that stance this week by imposing a new fee on charters that would be used to resolve payments disputes between charters and school districts. This particular war will most definitely end up in the hallowed halls of the General Assembly, on that you can bet.

Erie was in the news quite a bit this week, as County Council publicly called on the state to say yes or no to its long-sought community college plan, which has been in the works since 2017. A shiny new community college will go a long way toward helping workforce development in the great northwest.  

Meanwhile, national political pundits have listed Erie County as one of the top 10 counties that will decide next year’s presidential election. You hear that, Erie? Prepare to be positively crushed under 6 million TV ads next year! Maybe take some time away from the television and go to Waldameer or something.

A group of lawmakers from southeastern Pennsylvania have launched an effort to require Pennsylvania to derive 30% of its power from solar by 2030, which seems like an entirely more reasonable approach than a $20 trillion climate change plan that will eliminate fossil fuels by next Wednesday. 

Pittsburgh is also looking to shine up its energy efficiency street cred by requiring that all city owned buildings (current and future) be net zero carbon users in the very near future. The Steel City has come a long way since once being described as “hell with the lid off.”

The Wolf administration continues to tour the state touting the benefits of the governor’s RestorePA plan, which would drop a metric crap-ton of new money into repairing the state’s infrastructure. The timing of the latest push coincides with Hurricane Season, which in Pennsylvania often is called “my basement is flooded again” season.

The Pennsylvania Turnpike is preparing to roll out a new app that will let you pay your tolls from your phone. Considering you can now buy pretty much everything under the sun from your phone, this seems like a logical next step for America’s Favorite Toll Road.   

Lawmakers continue to tour the state to ascertain the current state of affairs when it comes to access to high-speed internet in rural areas. This just in: it still sucks. Moving right along…

In addition to having Hersheypark, Chocolate World, the Giant Center and myriad other amazing attractions, Hershey also has, at least for this week, Bug-o-Rama, where you can go to see hissing cockroaches, scorpions and all manner of insect. For some ungodly reason.   

There are people in this country who have gone to 30, 40 and even 50 Trump rallies since he took office.  The Wall Street Journal has a fascinating look at what is the political equivalent of the Deadheads, crisscrossing the country, but probably with fewer psychedelic drugs in tow.  

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you back to the U.K., where a man found himself staring at a likeness of deceased Queen front man Freddie Mercury in a pork chop that he was frying. Not content to just preserve this modern-day miracle for all of mankind’s enjoyment, the man ate it instead. Rest assured if it were Paul McCartney on that piece of pork, it would be in a museum by now!

That’s what passes for news around here on this gorgeous Friday in September! From all of us here at Triad, have a great weekend, even if you drafted Antonio Brown in your fantasy football league!

Friday Happy Hour: Max Headroom Edition

Max Headroom

We open today’s lovingly-crafted screed by wishing a very happy birthday to the First Lady of Pennsylvania, Frances Wolf!

President Trump had quite a busy year this past week, which opened with him blowing off a meeting with the queen of Denmark because she is apparently not interested in selling Greenland to the United States. Having once been to Montana, we were unaware that we needed more empty space. 

Trump then dramatically escalated our trade war with China, which caused a tariff-ic response by the Chinese, which in turn sent the Dow into the crapper. Again. This caused a Tweetstorm of epic proportions by the POTUS, who ordered U.S. companies to stop doing business with China. Trade wars, it turns out, can be quite messy.

The president wrapped up the week by taking a flame-thrower to Fed Chairman Jerome Powell because the Fed signaled it will not be lowering interest rates. Powell’s job status is about as stable as weapons-grade uranium right now.

In other presidential news, former President Obama is buying a $15 million house on Martha’s Vineyard. That guy just keeps living his best life, doesn’t he? 

Bernie Sanders this week continued being Bernie Sanders by unveiling a climate-change plan with a price tag of $16 trillion, which is roughly enough money to buy Greenland 320 times. Bernie continues to be the personification of “go unfathomably big or go home.” 

A new report was released this week claiming that Pennsylvania has better roads than either New York or New Jersey, which is kinda like being damned by faint praise. Don’t expect that lofty ranking to be in place for long unless we figure out a transportation funding solution sometime soon.   

Attorney General Josh Shapiro is joining forces with the other 49 state attorneys general to defeat the robocall scourge once and for all. This is awesome news, as we are growing tired of being offered extended vehicle warranty coverage on a car we haven’t owned since 2010. 

A group of environmentalists came to Harrisburg’s beautiful City Island yesterday to announce that sewage overflows have caused the level of fecal matter in our waterways to skyrocket to 10 times the normal limit. Which got us wondering whether the band Live, which hails from York, wrote the song “Shit Town” about any place in particular.

Governor Wolf this week announced some loot to clean up groundwater contamination caused by chemicals used in fire retardants. The so-called PFAS contamination has made headlines in Bucks County for quite some time, and not just because nobody knows what PFAS stands for.  

The Pennsylvania Commission on Sentencing has been working on sentencing guideline reform for the past decade with very little progress being made, we found out this week. To put that in context, everyone who was sentenced to a 5-10 stretch since this project began is now out of prison.   

The Philly soda tax was in the news this week, as the city has collected a whopping $191 million since the tax was implemented 2½ years ago. But please tell us again how it has had “no impact” on customers or grocery stores. Trust us when we tell you: if you yank $200 million out of the Philly economy, it is gonna leave a mark. 

Lack of broadband and high-speed internet service in rural Pennsylvania is hurting small business development, we heard this week (for the millionth time). This time agriculture is in the barrel, because in case you haven’t heard, farming is a fairly technologically advanced business these days.  

Pittsburgh city leaders are getting ready to unveil the long-awaited 2020 Bike Plan for city streets and sidewalks and highways and byways. This will inevitably lead to another annoying Twitter tirade by Stan from Blawnox about how we “don’t need any of them damn bikes n’at on our doggone streets!”   

There is a court battle brewing that will decide whether so-called safe injection sites are legal in Philadelphia. It is sad that, as a society, our addiction problem is so acute that we even have to have this discussion, but… here we are.

PennDOT would like you to read this friendly reminder about what to do when you are trying to drive around a school bus. The short answer is: don’t drive around a school bus, ding-dong. Keep the wee ones safe as they head back to school.   

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Virginia, where a mysterious man with a TV on his head is depositing vintage TVs on people’s porches for no earthly reason. We are sure there is a Max Headroom joke here somewhere, but we don’t wanna admit to being old enough to remember Max Headroom. 

That what passes for news around here as the Dog Days of August click down to the return of the General Assembly. From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Florida Man Edition (Again)


In the aftermath of the mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton last week, much of the national chatter this week focused on what should be done – or not done – to address gun violence. Universal background checks and “red flag” legislation that would take guns out of the hands of those deemed to be a risk to themselves or others seemed to gain the most traction. Whether the traction continues or dwindles as it has in the past remains to be seen.

On Wednesday, police attempting to serve a narcotics warrant touched off an eight-hour shootout in North Philly in which six officers were wounded and several others injured. Comments by Mayor Jim Kenney urging state and federal action on gun control spurred a rebuke by Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway, which we presume the mayor regards as a badge of honor. The gunman was taken into custody.

The Philly shootout prompted Gov. Tom Wolf to reschedule to today an event at which he signed an executive order that he says will strengthen gun violence reduction efforts in Pennsylvania and make communities safer.

Another roiling topic this week was the economy – U.S. and global – as the Dow suffered its largest decline of the year on bad news from the manufacturing sector and the bond market. Whether we’re looking at the probability of a recession or there’s nothing to worry about – yet – is a matter of who one talks to. An article by WaPo economics correspondent and former PennLive/Patriot News Deputy Editor Heather Long takes us pretty much down the middle.

President Trump stopped by for his 13th visit to PA as president to tout the creation of jobs at the Royal Dutch Shell Petrochemical Complex in Monaca. Or as the White House called it, “Monaco.” He spoke for an hour about a whole bunch of other stuff too.

The national average price of gasoline has fallen to the lowest level of the summer and is the lowest it has been since March. Some OPEC members have discussed cutting production, but analysts said such a move would likely slow the price decreases rather than stop them altogether.

This whole marijuana thing just keeps having more public policy twists and turns. A Lehigh County judge ruled that police who smell marijuana in a vehicle may not search said vehicle if an occupant happens to be carrying a medical marijuana card.

Governor Wolf asked Immigration and Customs Enforcement to get to the bottom of why at least four Pennsylvania children were recently separated from their parents. He demanded that the agency halt the practice until it has a plan to ensure the welfare of children.

The 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a lower court ruling that said the PA Turnpike Commission did not violate the right of truckers and others to travel between states. The court said that Congress authorized using toll revenue for things other than Turnpike uses, so it therefore does not violate the U.S. Constitution.

Charter schools and Governor Wolf have created quite a row over the governor’s plan to revamp PA’s charter school law. Wolf called the law “flawed and outdated” and said it hurts public schools, and the charter schools reacted by complaining about the governor’s “blatant attacks.”

In Shippingport, First Energy Solutions announced that it will shutter the last of three mighty Bruce Mansfield coal-fired power generation units in November, some 19 months sooner than originally planned. “A lack of economic viability” was cited as the reason for the closing.

We cannot let the week pass without acknowledging Ag Progress Days, an annual event showcasing all things agricultural, from invasive species, to water quality, to no-till cover crops, to… well, you get the idea. The point is that ag is pretty darn important here in the Keystone State.

The Erie School District may be heading toward a state takeover after its board voted to defy two directives by the state-appointed financial administrator. The district might want to consider, um, going to school on what happened to the Harrisburg School District in recent weeks after it defied state directives.

This week’s We Can’t Make This Up section is actually more of a We Don’t Need to Make This Up section, featuring the ever-popular combination of Florida Man, Walmart and a vehicle. Michael Dale Hudson was arrested and charged with multiple offenses after careening through a Walmart in a golf cart and striking numerous shoppers before crashing into a cash register. Dude, if you want to play through, just ask.

And that’s what passes for news around here this week, boys and girls! Who would have thought we’d have all this in the Dog Days of August? Can September arrive too soon? Have a terrific weekend and check back in with us next week.

Friday Happy Hour: Clumsy Devil Edition

NJ Devil

The nation spent the week mourning the horrific events of El Paso and Dayton, and so once again our nation’s elected officials found themselves in the “what-to-do-about-it-all” debate. Up first was our own U.S. Sen. Pat Toomey, who again pledged to get his background check legislation moving. He was noticeably cooler to the idea of a ban on assault weapons.

At the state level, a powerful GOP state senator signaled she will begin to hold hearings this fall to come to an agreement on what Pennsylvania’s policy makers should or could be doing. Expect gun violence to immediately become the most-discussed topic in Harrisburg this fall.

And while we often focus on big-picture solutions around here, we should note that the recently established anonymous school safety tip line logged 23,000 calls this past year. It is tough to quantify how many lives were or could have been saved with this simple phone line.

But sadly, we also learned this week that Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto, a staunch gun-control advocate, has been the target of death threats in recent weeks. Because nothing says, “I deserve unlimited access to guns” like “and I’ll shoot you if you disagree.”

Last week, we brought to your attention yet another plan to eliminate property taxes in Pennsylvania, this time using a mix of taxes that includes a 4.9% tax on retirement income. As we expected, that idea is going over like a Sarah Silverman speech at a Trump rally.

Of course, we do this property tax dance each and every year because voters continually say that of all the taxes they pay, property taxes are the most hated. We learned this shocking news because somebody paid a pollster to ask the question. Really? We needed a poll? We wonder what people think about being forced to eat glass. All that aside, we will once again remind you that while nobody likes the property tax disease, nobody likes the cure either.

Speaking of taxes, Pennsylvania no longer has the highest gas tax in the nation, thanks to California’s recent bump in theirs. We are contractually obligated to remind everyone that, while Pennsylvania’s ranks second in the nation, we also divert a huge chunk each year to the State Police budget. Thank you for that constant reminder, Senior Triad Consultant George Wolff.

The same poll that showed us how much people loathe property taxes also showed Joe Biden with a lead amongst Pennsylvania primary voters, although Elizabeth (I Have a Plan for That) Warren is pretty close behind. Seems like a direct challenge, Scranton! You gonna let her knock your favorite son off the perch?

Gov. Tom Wolf this week signed legislation into law that will enable foster children in Pennsylvania to go to college for free. Bernie Sanders reportedly called the governor to remind him that EVERYONE should have free tuition, not just foster children. Because Bernie is everywhere and he… hears… everything.

A bipartisan group of state lawmakers put everyone’s lives at risk by proposing to deregulate children’s lemonade stands. Seriously? You realize what those kids put in that stuff, right? Oh well, caveat emptor! Don’t call us when you end up drinking a mix of sugar and water from the nearest puddle. NOTE: this is actually an awesome idea. On behalf of all the young entrepreneurs out there, thanks!

This just in: Parx Casino in Bensalem has opened a snazzy new sports book, where all you E-A-G-L-E-S fans can go and bet your mortgage on the next preseason game.

Pennsylvania’s agriculture secretary did a little tour of the Commonwealth to tout his shiny, new PA Preferred Organics program. If you don’t think there is a big future in organic products, you obviously follow ZERO millennials on Twitter.

A group of lawmakers convened a meeting to discuss Pennsylvania’s woeful state of high-speed internet access in rural parts of the state. The meeting was not live-streamed because, well, see the first sentence.

On a totally unrelated note, our friends at Agile Networks announced that the firm been acquired by InSite Wireless, one of the country’s largest private operators of wireless communications infrastructure. Like we said, this is totally unrelated to Pennsylvania’s rural broadband challenges. At the moment.  

Our friends at Comcast this week announced a big expansion of its Internet Essentials program. After starting out offering Internet Essentials to families with children participating in the National School Lunch Program, Comcast expanded eligibility 11 times over the last eight years to include residents of public housing, low-income veterans and pilot programs for low-income seniors and community college students. Next up? All qualified low-income households in Comcast’s service area, literally doubling the number of people eligible to participate in the program. Congrats!

 In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Edison, New Jersey, where a New Jersey Devils mascot ran through a glass window at a child’s birthday party. Pretty sure the kid would have settled for a picture or something. You’d never see Gritty doing anything that crazy.

That’s what passes for news around here as August rolls on, and we start dreaming of the return of the legislature. Ha! Just kidding. Nobody dreams of that, not even the legislature. From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Yellow Potatoes Edition


The horde of Democrats running for president got together in Detroit this week to slap the living hell out of each other for two days. Only the Democrats could conceive of a plan that allows 16 people who will never be president to stand on stage and excoriate the four who actually might be.    

In the runup to the 2020 census, it looks like Pennsylvania’s population growth (or lack thereof) will cost us yet another congressional seat. If this trend continues, we are gonna be a much more expansive New Hampshire before long.   

U.S. Sen. Pat Toomey this week took some very direct shots at corn-based ethanol subsidies and fuel mandates, which he says (probably correctly) are outdated and cost motorists extra money needlessly.  Iowa, it should be noted, would like to have a word with Mr. Toomey.

Gov. Tom Wolf and four other governors this week pushed all presidential candidates to declare their open support for more money to aid in the restoration and protection of the Great Lakes. This move, in our humble opinion, was genius. If you look at those states (which include good old Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan) and then look at the must-win Electoral College states… well, you get the picture.  

President Trump this week announced a plan to crack down on eligibility for SNAP benefits (the food stamps of yore), which could negatively affect 200,000 Pennsylvanians. The move did not sit well with Governor Wolf. Farmers, it should be noted, would like to have a word with President Trump.  

Amazon this week announced that its emerging love affair with the Pittsburgh area is taking another step by building a million square foot fulfillment warehouse that will employ 800 people. It has been rumored that Heinz will not renew its deal for naming rights at the field where the Steelers currently play, so hey, welcome to Amazon Field, right?  

The state has authorized new speed control cameras on Interstate 78. If you’ve ever driven on that road (and who amongst us has not?) this is probably a pretty solid idea. People seem to treat that road like it’s Pocono Raceway.

We pause for the following public service announcement: A “good Samaritan” is defined as a compassionate person who unselfishly helps others, especially strangers. Few personify the term as well as Ross Willard, president and “chief mechanical officer” of Recycle Bicycle Harrisburg, a nonprofit whose mission is to provide all residents of the greater Harrisburg area – especially those of limited means – with access to safe, reliable, affordable, and environmentally friendly transportation in the form of bicycles. The building in which Ross operates has been sold, and he must move within the next 60 days. He’s looking for ample space, in Harrisburg, accessible to bicyclists and pedestrians, and with reasonable rent (you know, free?). PennLive published a feature story about it this week, and here is the organization’s website.

Despite its puzzling insistence on keeping that creepy Gus as a mascot, the Pennsylvania Lottery is on quite the roll, we found out this week. Sales were up 7% last year, with profits coming in at a cool $1.14 billion. Imagine what could happen if Gus “retired.” 

Pennsylvania voters will have a chance this fall to vote on a constitutional amendment that will establish a so-called victim’s bill of rights, also known as Marsy’s Law. Getting this baby on the ballot was one of the best examples of how Pennsylvania is not crippled by the same partisanship that Washington currently is. Good things actually get done around here.    

We hesitate to even mention it, but there has been yet another property tax elimination bill introduced in the General Assembly. This one would backfill the $14 billion in school funding with a local income tax, a higher state sales tax and – TA DA – a new tax on retirement income! For those who may have just moved into Pennsylvania, we will say this once so that you understand it up front: PROPERTY TAXES WILL NEVER BE ELIMINATED IN PENNSYLVANIA. FULL STOP.   

Pennsylvania apparently manufactures a metric crap-ton of potato chips each day. This week we watched in amazement as people got into vicious online arguments, the likes of which we haven’t ever seen, over the ranking of the best chips in Pennsylvania. Wars have started over less.  

This dovetails nicely with our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, which takes us back out to western Pennsylvania, where a woman urinated all over the potatoes in the produce aisle at Wal Mart.  Those places do have bathrooms, as we understand it. And security cameras, as she apparently did not understand.

And that’s what passes for news around here as the dog days of August set it in beautiful central Pennsylvania. If you listen closely, you can actually hear yourself sweat! Tune in next week where we will once again regale you with tales of yore. Until then, from all your friends at team Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Cokehead Edition

Kilo of cocaine

The U.S. economy beat growth expectations again last month, with the GDP growing by 2.1%.  While President Trump was obviously pleased with the news, he couldn’t resist taking to Twitter and punching the Federal Reserve in the snout, blaming it for keeping a lid on growth. Fed Chairman Jerome Powell is like the dog that Trump never wanted.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller took his spot in front of Congress this week, and for seven straight hours looked like an exasperated professor, knowing in his heart that not one of his “students” actually read the course materials before class.

The U.S. House did, however, take some time out from the investigation-o-rama to pass a bill that would increase the federal minimum wage to $15 an hour by the year 2025. We really enjoyed the Washington Post coverage declaring that the bill is “not expected” to pass the Senate. We all know that we are more likely to get hit by a meteor while riding a unicorn than see that bill become law.  

On a related note, a report was released this week showing that in Pennsylvania, women are twice as likely to live in poverty than men. Thousands of those women are making minimum wage. Not that there is any sort of connection between the two facts at all. So we will just leave that right there and move along.   

President Trump this week appeared at a young conservative event, and whoever was in charge of putting up the presidential seal has no doubt been fired from his or her job. Instead of the traditional seal, we were treated to a two-headed eagle clutching a set of golf clubs with the phrase, “45 is a puppet” written in Spanish, replacing “E Pluribus Unum.” Gotta give somebody an “A” for creativity.   

We take a moment out from our weekly report to let you know that some racist jagoff put white supremacist stickers on poles outside of a Pittsburgh state representative’s office this week. So we would politely remind said jagoff: Pittsburgh is #StrongerThanHate. Now back to our report. 

Gov. Tom Wolf this week announced that his administration will embark upon a plan to turn your state government into a more customer-friendly organization, with you, dear readers, being the customers. Your state government will soon be right at your fingertips 24/7, so get ready. Everything you ever wanted to know about the Department of Banking is coming at ya!

It was a busy week for our state auditor general, who kicked things off by reminding us that 1) we are old, 2) we are getting older, and 3) we really need to do a better job at overseeing the nursing homes in this state because we are all gonna end up in one eventually. 

The general followed up with a rather startling announcement that a district magistrate in western Pennsylvania has turned 880 would-be civil offenses (overdue library books, parking fines, etc.) into criminal offenses. Judge Dredd has since taken leave of her office, if not her damned senses.   

Ohio lawmakers have approved a legislative package that will keep the Buckeye State’s nuclear plants in business at a cost of $150 million. Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania… yeah. Not so much.  

The State System of Higher Education has announced a tuition freeze at California University and some other state system schools, we learned this week. This is great news for Pennsylvania’s college students, who are currently lugging around more debt than most third-world nations.   

Legalized sports betting in Pennsylvania has given a nice little boost to the Commonwealth’s gaming revenue, which topped $3.3 billion last year. Up next is online gaming, which will further fuel those numbers. Ah, sweet sin taxes. Is there anything they can’t do?

Remember way back (about two weeks ago) when our own Todd Brysiak spun you all a yarn about the passage of the state’s first Telepresence Education Act, a law that is kind of near and dear to his heart? You don’t? Well, read this and get back to us. We will wait. 

Finished? Good. Now check this piece out about the state’s new Telepresence Education Act and see if you recognize the girl in the article. Hint: she’s a much more famous Brysiak.   

Shameless Client Plug alert! With the national spotlight fixed on how to secure our elections, here is a handy-dandy primer from our good friends at Elections Systems and Software. Did you know that every single machine that ES&S offers has a paper backup? Well you do now! Vote with confidence!

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you over to Madrid, where a man was arrested when police decided to look under his massive toupee, only to discover he was hiding a kilo of cocaine under it. Walking around with a kilo of blow under your wig while looking like a nervous Mr. Potato Head is never a good idea, kids. 

That’s what passes for news around here on this beautiful Friday in July! Make sure to check in next week from wherever you may be to get a glimpse of all the news you missed while knocking back some cold ones down at the shore. From all of us at Team Triad, have a great weekend!     

Friday Happy Hour: Surly Reptile Edition

Gator 7.19.19Hot enough for you? Look at the bright side – it’ll make that cold Happy Hour beverage taste that much better, clear through the weekend! And in the event you’re clueless about how to stay cool, please accept these helpful tips from accredited medical professionals.

Or, you could do what our governor and his lieutenant did this week, stopping in at Midtown Harrisburg’s Urban Churn ice cream shop for a couple of chocolate cones. It’s part of something called the “Pursue Your Scoops” passport program, which encourages people to try ice cream from 32 of Pennsylvania’s creameries. Chill out, eat yummy, locally sourced ice cream and support the state’s dairy industry? Sounds like a win-win-win to us.

About 300 PA GOP committee members gathered in Hershey to elect Philadelphia lawyer Lawrence Tabas as committee chair. Bernadette “Bernie” Comfort, the other candidate for the post, will continue in her role as vice chair and work closely with Tabas as part of the deal that averts a GOP family fight that could have hurt President Trump’s re-election effort.

At least seven state legislators became restaurant servers for an hour to call attention to a push to increase the minimum wage. The state minimum wage has remained at $7.25 per hour for a decade, and the tipped minimum wage – the wage that applies to restaurant workers – has been $2.83 per hour for 30 years. The seven are Senators Vince Hughes and Art Haywood and Representatives Jordan Harris, Joanna McClinton, Stephen Kinsey, Chris Rabb and Summer Lee.

In Washington, the U.S. House passed a bill that would raise the federal minimum wage to $15 per hour. It appears to have about as good a chance in the Senate as a Popsicle in hell.

And Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders had a bit of an oopsie moment when a rift surfaced with some staff members over the fact that they are paid less than the $15 per hour rate championed by the candidate.

While the minimum wage issue has a tough road ahead, workers in Pittsburgh got a boost when the PA Supreme Court upheld an ordinance requiring employers to provide paid sick leave. The Paid Sick Days Act, passed in 2015, requires employers to offer employees one hour of sick leave for every 35 hours worked.

Also in the Steel City, Mayor Bill Peduto confirmed on Twitter that he plans to seek a third term. The former City Council member has made no secret of his intention to seek a third mayoral term before hanging up his cleats.

SEIU Local 668, which represents about 10,000 Commonwealth employees, ratified a four-year contract that will boost wages nearly 18 percent. It leaves 13 smaller bargaining units with contracts that expired June 30, who remain in negotiations.

It turns out that closing down the Three Mile Island nuclear plant isn’t as simple as winterizing the ol’ summer beach cottage. Reports this week said it would take some 60 years and a billion dollars to complete the task.

This week’s Groundhog Day moment was spurred by the Turnpike Commission announcing that it will hike tolls by 6% early next year, causing a deluge of at least a million Google news alerts and at least a thousand negative motorist reaction stories. We can look forward to repeating the cycle through 2044.

We’ll concede that Kentucky pretty much perfected whiskey, but its birthplace was actually our very own Commonwealth. So asserts the Whiskey Rebellion Trail, which invites you to regional tours of craft distilleries and other accoutrements in Pennsylvania, Maryland and Washington.

Governor Wolf held a ceremonial signing event for six bills that will expand protections and support for crime victims. He was joined by Pennsylvania Victim Advocate Jennifer Storm, legislators and advocates.

Our Shameless Client Plug props this week go to Associated PA Constructors’ Bob Latham, who explains that while Pennsylvania may have the highest gasoline taxes in the country, more than one-fifth of the gas-tax revenue collected – amounting to the equivalent of 12 cents per gallon – is spent on things other than highways. To view the entire segment on Pennsylvania Newsmakers, click here.

In our We Can’t Make This Up section, police in Tennessee are freaking out – and we don’t blame them – over the prospect of wildlife ingesting illegal substances that drug dealers flush down the toilet when authorities are kicking down the door. One police department posted a picture on Facebook of methamphetamine that a miscreant was trying to flush as a recent bust went down. Just imagine how surly a meth-gator would be. Or even worse, a crack-o-dile.

And that’s what passes for news around here, hot off the presses! Very hot. We’ll be back next week with more of the news, commentary, client plugs and shameless puns you’ve come to expect. Until then, stay classy and stay cool!

Making a difference the Triad way

By Todd Brysiak

I’m the proud parent of a cancer survivor. In June 2016, my then 8-year-old daughter began her battle with leukemia. Almost immediately, my wife and I learned the likelihood of our daughter attending school that fall was slim. Her immune system was going to be so compromised from the cancer treatment that entering a classroom with her friends was going to be a serious health risk.

Her education became one of many immediate problems we needed to consider. We were frustrated and concerned. But then we learned about telepresence education technology.

Ok, I get it. Most reading this are now likely asking, “what the heck is telepresence education?” And to be fair, I probably would be too if I didn’t know the issue intimately. It didn’t exactly grab major headlines, but here’s a quick breakdown for those who are wondering.

Telepresence education is new technology that allows home-bound students – those unable to attend school – the opportunity to continue their full-time education while battling serious medical conditions. Simply put, it’s a robot in the classroom that takes the place of the student – think of an iPad attached to a Segway. They access the device from their own iPad or laptop and manage the robot’s motions all while having a real-time video connection with their friends and teachers. They can ask questions and interact like any other student, but from various places outside the classroom.

Thankfully, our local intermediate unit already had access and a plan to help us use a telepresence robot. Our daughter may Dock-with-doublenot have been able to attend the 3rd grade in-person, but she wasn’t going to miss it either.

Every day, for almost an entire school year, she logged on to her iPad and participated in school like any other student – some days from her bedroom others from her hospital bed during chemo treatments. It was an absolute game changer, and it brought elements of calm to what was then a world of daily chaos.

Now, I’m not naive. I know we were lucky. Not all communities have this technology as an option, which is exactly why the movement and enactment of the Keystone Telepresence Education Grant program is so important. Parents of home-bound children face monumental challenges and worries each day. How to educate their children shouldn’t be one of them.

As you can imagine, this technology isn’t cheap. Nothing of significance is these days. But thanks to the action on Senate Bill 144 (Act 18), the state will now provide up to $300,000 in annual grants to intermediate units so they can secure this technology for local schools and students in the community.

Amid the annual budget-related teeth-gnashing that occurs in the final days of June, lawmakers tossed aside partisan differences and joined in complete unanimity to support an issue that will have a major impact on some Pennsylvania families. Yep, we’re talking zero opposition. Not a single “no” vote.

Team Triad regularly meets to discuss emerging issues and opportunities for our clients or potential clients.  There was instant consensus, last year.  We would pursue this initiative, not because it was financially rewarding, but because it was great public policy, could be an amazing asset for families facing life-changing challenges, and it was important to me. Everyone knew this was worth every bit of the effort needed to help drive it home.  

To give you a sense of how forward-thinking this effort is, Pennsylvania is now only the second known state in the nation with such a program. Maryland was the first to do so last year after the family of a young girl, named Peyton Walton, lobbied to create a telepresence program to support other home-bound kids after seeing how it benefited Peyton during her treatment for cancer.

We, here at Triad, were proud to play a part in helping see the Pennsylvania program cross the finish line last month. On behalf of Double Robotics – a manufacturer of telepresence technology – our team was involved in the development of this program and worked closely with legislative advocates. And while our Triad team always fights to win for our clients, this effort obviously carried with it a very personal connection.

A lot of folks deserve credit for this success – most far more than me. It’s easy for me to say it’s important; I lived it. But to see so many lawmakers take such a personal interest in a new and unique idea and push for it to come together in less than a year was both impressive and gratifying. More importantly, it helped bring about a change that really will make a difference in the lives of a lot of very special kids.

I admit, when the advocacy opportunity on this issue arose, I was tentative. I initially felt it was a little too close to home. But when considering the potential impact on kids who didn’t have access to the technology my daughter had, it just made sense to do it. And seeing the result, I’m glad I did.

2019-2020 Budget Successes

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Following a hectic budget season, our team here at Triad believes it’s important to highlight some of the “wins” we helped secure on behalf of our clients. Each budget season comes with its own unique set of challenges, and this year was no different. But through the negotiations and compromises, we were able to help bring several key issues across the finish line. Here’s a breakdown of our clients’ 2019-2020 budget wins:

  • Expansion of the Qualified Manufacturing Innovation and Reinvestment Deduction (QMIRD) tax credit, which encourages investments and job creation efforts for manufacturers with a capital investment of at least $100 million in Pennsylvania. 
  • Continued long-term funding to support reduced-fee AP exams for underprivileged students. This will contribute to the overall effort of creating greater access to higher education opportunities, regardless of a family’s economic status.
  • The Keystone Telepresence Education Grant program, which was signed into law along with the budget. This new program will provide access to education for children who, for medical reasons, are unable to physically attend school. This legislation is life-changing for children and families undergoing medical treatments, such as pediatric cancer. 
  • Extension of the sunset provisions for Transportation Network Company (TNC) services law. This new one-year extension will allow TNCs to continue operating around the Commonwealth as the state continues to embrace these popular transportation services. 
  • Additional funding for small water and sewer projects in the form of grant allotments, making $40 million available for water and sewer projects that range between $30,000 and $500,000.
  • Additional funding for residential natural gas infrastructure expansion. Specifically, this broadens the pool of eligible grant recipients and increases the maximum grant amount to $1.5 million. It will provide natural gas companies with greater opportunities to expand their operations in the Commonwealth.
  • Establishment of the governor’s PA Preferred Organics program. This program will help make Pennsylvania the nation’s leading organic farming state by further enhancing the growth of the industry. 
  • Establishing a pilot program for an increased enrollment in Living Independence for the Elderly (LIFE) programs, beginning Sept. 1.  LIFE is a managed-care program that provides a comprehensive, all-inclusive package of medical and supportive services for those under the age of 55. The enrollment expansion in the pilot program will allow more individuals who meet the requirements to live independently while receiving the necessary services and supports they require.

The Triad team is proud that so many issues included as part of this year’s budget proved to benefit many of its clients, and just as importantly so many citizens of the Commonwealth. We’re looking forward to a busy fall, where we expect lawmakers will continue to debate a host of tier-one issues. Our goal is to continue the momentum we realized in June and bring about more wins for our team of clients.

Wednesday Happy Hour: Forever Roll Edition

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Welcome to your truncated Happy Hour as we prepare to lock the doors at Triad World Headquarters for the long Independence Day weekend. We are sure that, like us, you are getting ready to decamp for Washington, D.C. to be part of President Trump’s salute to the military. Or perhaps you are just gonna do some grilling out and consume a few adult beverages. Either way, happy birthday, America!

And what would an Independence Day celebration be without we ungrateful colonials kicking England’s butt again? Thanks, U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team!

Before we dive too deeply into the weeds of this week’s events, we direct your attention to this painstakingly crafted 2019-2020 state budget recap. Triad’s public affairs team spent days locked in the basement producing it, and jeepers, did it pay off. We respectfully submit you will find no better handbook on what your legislature passed last week. 

Of course, every budget season ends with a few issues being left on the sidelines until the fall. The legislature will return in September and, notwithstanding some other very important business, we are fairly certain that the governor’s RestorePA plan will be front and center

On Monday, Governor Wolf gave his pen a workout, signing a flurry of bills that did make it across the finish line. First up was the Farm Bill, a truly bipartisan package of bills that will inject $23 million into the industry that feeds us. A special shout-out goes to our good friends at Pocono Organics on that one!

Governor Wolf also affixed his signature to Pennsylvania’s new GI Bill, making us the first state in the country to provide college tuition assistance to spouses and children of active duty military members. This was perhaps one of the most overlooked achievement of the budget season. Because as usual, there is always some sort of distraction that captures the attention of the media and…

Oh, hey there, Mr. Distraction of 2019, didn’t see you standing there. During debate on a bill to end the state’s General Assistance cash grant program, the usually-stodgy Senate went screaming off the rails. If you haven’t seen the kerfuffle a million times on social media, you’ve obviously been living in a cave somewhere. Our suggestion? Go back to the cave until the fall. 

Pennsylvania will also have a new state-based exchange for health insurance, thanks to yet another bipartisan effort (see how often we do that bipartisan thing here? Hello D.C.?). Lawmakers from both sides of the aisle came together to pass the law with the type of speed and alacrity you typically only see in the General Assembly when it comes to animal cruelty legislation. Cuz, you know, puppies and kitties. 

And every year there is a little policy nugget stuffed into one of the budget bills that few see coming. This year’s prize goes to the pre-emption of taxes or local bans on single-use plastic bags for the next year until a study is completed. This little gem will probably not sit too well with council members in a certain large city in the eastern end of the state. 

Foes of public-sector unions spent this time last year celebrating the U.S. Supreme Court’s so-called Janus decision, which effectively outlawed fair share for workers who do not want to be part of a union.  The decision was hailed by said foes as essentially the end of public sector unions. Narrator: It was not the end of public-sector unions.

On Monday, 30 million criminal records in Pennsylvania were permanently sealed, thanks to the state’s Clean Slate Law, passed one year ago. These low-level offenders who have done clean time can now feel free to get their lives back on track. The list of people who made this possible is too lengthy, so just hop on Twitter since every elected official in the Commonwealth tweeted about it on Monday.

Auditor General Eugene DePasquale made it official this week, announcing he will run for Congress next year. DePasquale detractors responded by criticizing him for, essentially, doing his job too well. Or running for higher office. Or something. 

Harrisburg School District has a new state-appointed receiver, who spent exactly 20 seconds on the job before sacking everyone in sight. It is gonna be a fun few months for those formerly in charge of Harrisburg’s schools, trust us. Editor’s note: “sacking” is the preferred English word for “firing.” So why did we use it? Because FREEDOM, BABY!   

Our Shameless Client Plug this week goes out to our friends at Energy Transfer Partners, who just ponied up $300,000 to the Township of Aston for an all-inclusive, handicap-accessible playground. Great job!  

Our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week takes us to Wisconsin, where a man was given jail time for repeatedly clogging women’s room toilets with weird objects.   

In related WCMTU news, Charmin has now unveiled the Forever Roll of toilet paper, which can last a single person up to two months and is roughly the size of a Volkswagen. 

That’s what passes for news around here as we put the 2019-2020 state budget in the rearview mirror and head off to the grill! From all your friends at Triad, have a safe and joyous July 4th weekend!

2019-2020 Budget Recap

2019-20 Budget Recap


The Governor signed the 2019-2020 General Appropriations budget. Our friends at the House Republican and Democratic Appropriations Committees offer their perspectives on key elements of the budget.

Some highlights of the 2019-2020 General Appropriations budget:

  • The budget spends $33.997 billion for the 2019-2020 fiscal year, a 1.8% increase.
  • Contains no new broad-based taxes or fees.
  • Maintains and expands several workforce development initiatives.
  • Agriculture investments increase, this is to couple with the Pennsylvania Farming First Initiative, which was recently voted on in the legislature.
    •    New line items include:
      • $4.5 million for Agriculture Business and Workforce Investment
      • $1 million for Livestock and Consumer Protection
      • $2 million for Animal Health and Diagnostics Commission
    • Overall Agriculture received a $19.5 million increase
  • Includes historic levels of school funding:
    • $160 million increase in Basic Education Funding
    • $50 million in special education funding
    • Overall increase of $432 million for pre-k-12 education
  • The Department of Human Services, receives a $97.3 million increase from the 2018-19 budget:
    • Additional $26.3 million for mental health services.
    • $12 million, a 5% increase, for homecare workers who care for seniors and those with physical disabilities.
    • $5 million for community-based family centers, providing access to home visiting services to 800 more Pennsylvania families.
    • Supports individuals with intellectual disabilities and autism services, and enhanced care for seniors.
  • Approximately $300 million invested for the state’s Rainy Day Fund.

FY 2019 / 2020 Code Bill Summaries

The State General Assembly also passed several budget-related bills on topics including Education, Agriculture, Elections, Taxes, Healthcare, and government operations. Highlights include:

Budget Implementation (Fiscal Code)

  • Nearly $500 million for debt service for Tobacco Settlement Fund, Tobacco Revenue Bond Debt Service Account, Race Horse Development Fund, and Farm Show Complex Restricted Revenue Account.
  • No monies from the Oil & Gas Lease Fund shall be transferred this year. In the previous year, $20 million was transferred from the Oil & Gas Lease Fund to the Environmental Stewardship Fund. Approx. $16 million will be appropriated from the General Fund to the Environmental Stewardship Fund. A $10 million decrease from FY 2018/2019.
  • Philadelphia Parking Authority received an extension until Dec. 31, 2020 for the 1.4% gross receipts fee to be paid by Transportation Network Companies.
  • The Secretary of the Budget will be required to deposit 100% of any FY 18-19 surplus to the Budget Stabilization Reserve Fund, adding nearly $300 million into the fund.
  • Small water and sewer projects received a boost in grant allotments, making $40 million available for water and sewer projects that range between $30,000 and $500,000.
  • No ordinance or tax on Plastic bags, single-use plastics, and other plastic container use may be enacted until impact studies are issued.  
  • Natural Gas Infrastructure Development Fund
    • Amendments were made to broaden the pool of eligible grant recipients to include large residential conversion projects and combined heat and power applicants.
    • The maximum grant amount increased by $500,000 to $1,500,000.
    • The CFA has been directed to develop streamlined guidelines for applicants submitting for grants of $75,000 or less.
  • Commonwealth Finance Authority (CAN) transfers:
    • $5 million shall be transferred from the CFA First Industries Program account to a new CFA account for research and development; organic transition, value-added processing and marketing grants in support of PA’s dairy industry.
    • $12 million shall be transferred from the CFA Building Pennsylvania Program account to a new CFA account established for blight remediation.
    • $24 million shall be transferred from the CFA New Venture PA Venture Capital Program account to be made available for distribution under the H2O PA Act.
  • Provisions were included that impact new and existing programs:
      • Dept. of Agriculture was granted legislative approval to develop PA Preferred Organics, hiring staff and communicating research to the USDA and General Assembly.
      • Dept. of Community and Economic Development received increased funds for Main Street, Elm Street and Enterprise Programs. The Dept also received a new line of funding for a broadband expansion pilot program.
      • Dept. of Education received historic funding, notably increasing appropriations to adult learning, mental health, pre-K and trauma-informed programming.
      • Dept. of Labor & Industry received funds to enhance Workforce Development and Training Programs, under guidance of the Governor to create new industry partnerships.

Election Code

SB 48 makes changes to the absentee ballot deadlines, process, and counting along with: elimination of straight-party voting.

  • Counties may apply for assistance to pay for new voting machines, up to $90 million in bonds may be issued.

Healthcare and Human Services

The General Assembly passed legislation that includes: General Cash Assistance program for single, eligible persons has not been funded for five years, but the program would be eliminated through HB 33. Re- reauthorizes the Philadelphia hospital assessment for an additional five years through June 30, 2024.

Senate Bill 695 provides for an analysis of non-emergency medical transportation and other human services transportation programs; provide for an analysis of a uniform Statewide preferred drug list; and extend the Nursing Facility assessment and the Intermediate Care Facilities for Persons with an Intellectual Disability.


Several education bills were passed by the General Assembly. Highlights include historic levels of school funding, new career and technical education programs, reevaluated formulas for school repair & reimbursement, and measures to increase school safety.

  • $25 million increase in EITC for businesses and private school families.
  • Creation of “Innovation Schools”, groups of private, specialized and/or non-profit schools that provide alternatives to a public-school education.
  • New formula to assess school construction and repair reimbursements, likely to decrease reimbursements unless the facility is LEED certified.
  • Establishment of college scholarship program for foster or adopted children to state or state-related universities.
  • Students are now entitled to trauma-informed education, including: professional trauma training for teachers, funding for security infrastructure up to $3.2 million per project, and requirement of at least one professionally trained, mental health staff member.
  • Establishment of the Keystone Telepresence Education Grant, which provides funding for real-time telepresence equipment for students who must take a leave of absence from school due to serious medical conditions.
  • Students in need of financial assistance will receive funding support from PDE to help ensure all have access to Advanced Placement exams in preparation for college.

The legislation establishing “School-to-Work” and technical education funding did not make it to the finish-line and will be considered in the fall.


Changes to the Sales Tax

  • Retail sales from large, online, out-of-state retailers, such as are now subject to PA sales tax. Revenues are estimated to $5 million in the upcoming Fiscal Year.
  • Clarification of applicability of sales tax at Brew Pubs
  • Elimination of the inheritance tax for those who inherit real estate under the age of 21.

Changes to the Personal Income Tax

  • Conformity with Federal Opportunity Zones for treatment of capital gains, where investors in Opportunity Funds can receive federal tax deferrals/eliminations and other tax benefits on unrealized capital gains associated with these investments.
  • Income Tax Returns will now provide an option to donate to the Veterans’ Trust Fund.

Corporate Net Income Tax

  • Expansions to the existing Manufacturing Innovation and Reinvestment Deduction program within the corporate net income tax (CNIT) to create two tiers of private investment levels, supporting businesses that make investments in the state and create new jobs.

Realty Transfer Tax

  • Raises the $25 million limit on RTT funds deposited into the Pennsylvania Housing Affordability and Rehabilitation Enhancement Fund PHARE Fund to $40 million annually.
  • Exempts sales of preserved agricultural lands to first time farmers.

Tax Credit Programs impacted include:

  • PA Film Tax Credit Program
  • Entertainment Economic Enhancement Program (Concert Rehearsal and Tour Tax Credit)
  • Tax Credit for New Jobs (Job Creation Tax Credit)
    • Repealed
  • Rural Jobs and Investment Act
    • Increases tax credit cap from $1 million per year over four years o $6 million per year over five years, to provide time to raise these funds.
    • Defined job creation metrics and goals requirements.
    • Businesses with 150 or fewer employees are eligible, down from 250 or fewer.
  • Neighborhood Assistance Tax Credit:
    • Adds “youth and adolescent development services” to the list of policy goals that are eligible for the credit.
      Historic Rehabilitation Tax Credit Fund: DCED shall institute an application processing fee based on the amount of tax credits applied for, not to exceed $2,000. Proceeds will be distributed to the Historic Rehabilitation Tax Credit Administration Account and allocated to Historic Rehabilitation Projects under its jurisdiction.
  • Keystone Opportunity Zones
    • Cambria, Clearfield and Lancaster Counties are now eligible to apply for KOZ tax credits.

Components of Governor Wolf’s Farm Bill were passed by the General Assembly, specifically:

Tax Credits

  • New tax credits for landowners who lease or sell farmland to first time farmers.
  • Resource Enhancement and Protection (REAP)
    • Increases the cap of the REAP tax credit from $10 million per fiscal year to $13 million per fiscal year, beginning with FY 2019-20.
    • The $3 million cap increase is targeted for geographic areas and best management practices for nutrient and sediment reductions within the Chesapeake Bay watershed area.
    • Raises and expands the existing cap per eligible applicant from $150,000 per lifetime to $250,000 in tax credits in any consecutive seven-year period.
  • Sediment Health and crop revitalization tax credits, including up to 90% of eligible costs to recoup riparian forest buffers, livestock stream support, stream crossings, cover crops, soil health, and best management practices and nutrient management.

Dairy-Related Programs and Reforms

  • Creation of the Pennsylvania Dairy Future Commission, reviewing agriculture education and dairy production for young or entering dairy farmers, then making recommendations to the Dept. of Agriculture and General Assembly.
  • Dairy Investment Program is established to support R & D, transition to organic, and marketing.
  • Milk Haulers now exempt from “State of Emergency” highway closures.

Farmer Education and Support

  • Several new programs to promote collaboration and education across the agricultural industry at a local level, including:
    • Agricultural Business Development Center
    • Agriculture and Youth Development Grants
    • Urban Agriculture Infrastructure Grant
    • Commonwealth Specialty Crop Block Grant Program
  • “Healthy Farms Healthy Schools” program enhanced and renamed to “Farm-to-School” program.
  • Soil conservation research funding.
  • Farm equipment transportation regulation rollback to allow tractors and other wide equipment onto certain roads and highways.

PA Preferred Organics Program. The Department is expected to hire staff, market the program and communicate with the USDA.

Administrative Code: House Bill 1461

Triad Driven by Team Approach

By: Roy Wells 

The lobbying community in Pennsylvania is comprised of many sole proprietors, small and medium-sized partnerships, law firms, and large lobbying and public affairs firms. In some cases, the largest firms can be organized as a collection of sole proprietors each of whom has their own book of business, while others work collaboratively with each other’s clients, while still other’s might build a team based on the needs of the client. Triad Strategies is the latter.


Given the infinite number of potential issues that can come before government decision-makers, the number of recommended strategies is vast. In some cases, a single lobbyist based on their strengths and the issue, may be the one who can put forward the best strategy.  At Triad, we believe that a firm that can take the combined experiences and strengths of a dozen highly skilled individuals, should be able to put forward a better strategy on a consistent basis. A true team approach affords our client’s with just such an opportunity.

Like building any major league sports team, you try to draft (hire) the best talent available based on your perceptions of their talent and your needs, hope that you can put the best lineup on the field, and manage them in such a way that you continually have winning seasons. Sometimes you draft a utility player, sometimes a future hall of famer, sometimes you pick up free agents, and sometimes other teams pick up your free agents. 

One thing you always recognize is that a team is comprised of a unique set of skilled individuals, and in the right combination, barring injury (someone quitting or being let go), you put the best team on the field to compete day in and day out.

Triad is fortunate to have picked up some great talent during the off season. In case you missed the announcements over the past few months, we added five new team members to our lineup:


Megan Dapp – Senior Associate

Quick Stats: 14-year public affairs veteran, nonprofit experience

Hometown: Camp Hill, PA

Drafted: February 2019

Position: Utility player  


Rob Ghormoz – Senior Associate

Quick Stats: Veteran Wolf staffer, campaign staffer

Hometown: Wilkes-Barre, PA

Drafted: April 2019

Position: Lobbyist


Jennifer Mann – Owner, JL Mann Strategies

Quick Stats: Former PA State Representative, business owner

Hometown: Allentown, PA

Drafted: February 2019

Position: Consultant


Daena Ortenzio

Quick Stats: Former PA House & Senate Staffer

Hometown: Camp Hill, PA

Drafted: June 2019

Position: Communicator  


Jan Webb

Quick Stats: Veteran executive assistant

Hometown: Klingerstown, PA

Drafted: April 2019

Position: Operations

Today, we are proud to say, that we have the best team we have ever assembled, working with some of the very best clients we have had the pleasure of representing. Triad is fortunate to be working on issues that are being debated daily and making a difference for our clients within those debates. Each client gets a dedicated team working with them, and since we can freely make substitutions depending upon the need, always has a dozen individuals working on their behalf. 

Speaking of our clients, we would like to take the opportunity to thank all of them for giving us the opportunity to assist them in achieving their objectives. All our clients have been wonderful fans of Triad, and we look forward to our continuing our partnership as we complete another year’s legislative budget season.

Drop by our website and take the opportunity to learn more about the entire Triad team and the clients we represent. If you are seeking government affairs, strategic communications and/or business development services in Pennsylvania, we are the team for you!

Friday Happy Hour: Snakes on a Plane Edition

ThFrom the looks of things the past week or so, Iran seems to be campaigning for some sort of beat down.  They were about ten minutes away from winning that particular election this morning before President Trump hit the pause button.  Here is to hoping cooler heads continue to prevail. 

The largest oil refinery on the east coast was rocked by an explosion and fire early this morning.  Miraculously, only minor injuries have so far been reported. We send our thanks to the brave first responders who dealt with that massive conflagration.   

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Triad Strategies welcomes new associate, Daena Ortenzio

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Triad Strategies LLC welcomes its newest associate, Daena Ortenzio.  She will support the expanding communications practice for the Harrisburg-based public affairs firm. 

“I’m excited to take the next step in my career working for a firm who has such a proven record of success,” she said. “I look forward to using my experience in the legislature to support Triad’s diverse group of clients.”

Daena began her career working in House Majority Leader Dave Reed’s office as a research analyst.  She then transitioned to the Senate as executive director for the Urban Affairs and Housing Committee for Sen. Tom McGarrigle.  

Most recently, she served as a policy and correspondence coordinator for Sen. Dave Argall, focusing on communications and legislative messaging.

“We are pleased to welcome Daena, who brings a fresh perspective and approach to achieving results for our clients,” said Roy Wells, Triad president and managing partner. “She is a great addition to our team.”

“Daena’s legislative background, coupled with her communications skills, will help us deliver the most effective strategy to achieve our client’s goals at the local, state, and federal level,” said Doug Rohanna, vice president of public affairs. 

Daena is a graduate of Lock Haven University with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science.

Friday Happy Hour: Alligator Edition


Did you know that Pennsylvania was the first state to officially celebrate Flag Day? Well, you do now. We led the charge to honor Old Glory way back in 1938, so fly it high and proud, today and every day!

If you find yourself wondering why the nation observes June as Pride Month, or why there is a Pride Month at all, we direct your attention to Tennessee, where a Baptist preacher this week gave an old-fashioned fire and brimstone speech in which he asserted that gays should be executed. Yes, in 2019, this guy still exists. So fly that flag high and proud, too. 

Oh, and special thanks to our own Lt. Gov. John Fetterman for decking out the balcony of his office with pride flags. We would pay awfully good money to see the aforementioned “preacher” go toe-to-toe on this issue with Fetterman. 

If you were anywhere in or around Juniata County Wednesday, you probably felt the earth move under your feet. A 3.4 magnitude quake rattled the Midstate, prompting speculation (from us, to be fair) that it may have been caused by jubilant St. Louis Blues fans celebrating the Stanley Cup finals. 

Lawmakers this week renewed their push to allow cell providers to attach so-called “small cell antennas” to pretty much anything they want. This will allow for faster deployment of 5G service in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, while rural Pennsylvanians can still use their dial-ups. 

Governor Wolf announced he will veto a bill that would provide another $100 million in educational tax credits used for private and parochial schools. The bill also contained an automatic escalator of 10 percent per year. Interestingly, there has been no movement on a minimum wage bill that contains a cost-of-living index. Or any minimum wage bill, for that matter. Nonetheless, expect that the EITC bill will live on in different form during budget talks.   

The state Senate advanced a bill that would expand the role of nurse practitioners in Pennsylvania. This bill has been kicked around for years as the state looks for innovative ways to ensure medical care for underserved areas. When you get out into the hinterlands, finding a doctor can be about as easy as finding 5G cell service.

Alarm bells are starting to ring in the world of mass transit, where policymakers are looking at a looming loss of $400 million that transit systems currently wring out of the Turnpike. The question will become how loud do those bells have to get before anyone starts talking about a solution? Big things in Harrisburg typically get done when there is a full-blown crisis. Well folks, that crisis is only a few stops down the track from here. 

Governor Wolf is tiring of municipalities who rely on the State Police for protection instead of funding their own local forces. The push is on again to make these communities cough up some loot to cover the PSP budget, which also has the added bonus of allowing highway and bridge money to be used for its intended purpose. Got that? Confusing, we know – try to keep up. 

Lawmakers who have a hankering for some prison reform are turning their gaze to how we get formerly incarcerated people back into productive society. Pennsylvania’s recidivism rates are off the charts, and it is costing the system boatloads of cash while ruining lives and communities. 

Like swallows returning to Capistrano, the annual “I have a bill to eliminate property taxes” story hit a local newspaper this week. Got it. You go ahead and wake us when that happens.

Lawmakers are also kicking the tires on a new plan that would split Pennsylvania’s interscholastic sports (and their championships) into two new entities, one for public schools and one for non-publics. The argument is that non-public schools can actively recruit the best athletes, and they therefore have an unfair advantage. If you’ve ever had the honor of watching your public school football team get absolutely dismantled by the team from Our Lady of Sacred Football at the championships in Hershey, you get it.   

We pause for a moment to ask if anyone knows why Pittsburgh currently has so many alligators on the loose? Hit us up if you know why the South Side is starting to look like a Louisiana swamp. 

Every time U.S. Sen. Bob Casey runs for re-election, his opponents complain that he doesn’t do big things. Here is your periodic reminder that to be effective, sometimes you need to focus on a lot of smaller things. This week, Casey announced he will tackle the “food gap” for poorer 6-year-olds who are too old for public assistance but not yet in school and receiving free or reduced lunches. Not flashy, not headline-grabbing, but quietly effective.  

Our Shameless Client Plug goes out this week to Tom and Trevor and the staff at Yards Brewing for announcing they will begin to brew beer for Cape May Brewing, probably because half the City of Philadelphia is in New jersey all summer anyway. Cheers!  

Also this week, our partner Dennis Troy was busy making the dirt fly on the new Strip District Produce Terminal redevelopment in Pittsburgh! Great job by Dennis and his team! Hey DT, what’s the deal on the alligators?   

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment, we take you to (where else?) Louisiana, where an eight-foot alligator got pretty incensed at local police for bothering his sunbathing and took a bite out of the sheriff’s car. Pittsburgh police, take note!

That’s what passes for news around here as summer, and the state budget, are on the horizon! From all of us at Triad, have a Happy Flag Day and a great Father’s Day!

Friday Happy Hour: Freedom Gas Edition

Freedom gas

This week, we honor the selfless soldiers who 75 years ago participated in the allied invasion of western Europe through the beaches of Normandy – ordinary people who did extraordinary things. Although there are fewer people to recount the battles, their stories are compelling, and humbling to those of us who reap the benefits of their courage 7½ decades later. The Greatest Generation, indeed.

Pennsylvania lawmakers returned to Harrisburg this week to put the finishing touches on the Commonwealth’s budget for the 2019-20 fiscal year. One order of business is to decide what to do with the $800 million surplus identified by the Independent Fiscal Office. A mostly Democratic camp would like to use much of it to boost education funding, while a mostly Republican camp longs to save it for a rainy day.

Also intertwined in the budget discussion is the idea of raising Pennsylvania’s minimum wage. Republican lawmakers are saying they could possibly maybe sorta think about entertaining an increase, but not the $15 per hour Governor Wolf has proposed to phase in by 2025. So, still to be sorted out are the questions of how much, when, and what they would seek in return.

President Trump took his reality show to Europe this week. As we have come to expect, the festivities caromed from the sublime to the ridiculous and back again, but the internet seemed to get the biggest kick out of Duchess Camilla’s suggestive wink to the paparazzi.

The president poked a hornets’ nest when he ordered tariffs on a variety of Mexican goods unless the Mexican government does something about those danged Central American immigrants that keep traipsing through their country to enter the U.S. The hornets now include Sen. Pat Toomey and quite a few other Republicans who don’t much like the idea of messing with the free market.

Back in PA, VP Mike Pence dropped in for a visit on Thursday, stopping by a York County manufacturing plant to promote the proposed trade deal between the U.S., Mexico and Canada, and speaking at the state Republican Party dinner.

PA Education Secretary Pedro Rivera launched a state takeover of the Harrisburg School District, apparently not satisfied to wait until December for the board to turn over. Rivera cited the board’s failure to meet academic and financial goals set in the school recovery plan, a series of human resource snafus, failure to execute a contract with the superintendent as required by law, and the existence of a “toxic” culture. But otherwise, things are in pretty good shape. Voters ousted all four incumbents who ran in last month’s primary, decimating the majority that has dominated the board for several years, but those current members serve until December.

While we’re on the topic of takeovers, a bipartisan initiative that would lead to the state taking over the online health insurance exchange currently operated by the federal government has emerged in the PA House. Advocates say the move would cut costs for about 400,000 people who buy individual Affordable Care Act policies. Gov. Tom Wolf says he’s on board.

The Tribune-Review suggests there’s a bipartisan move afoot to repeal the death penalty in Pennsylvania. Twenty-one states prohibit the death penalty, including PA neighbors Delaware, Maryland, New York, New Jersey and West Virginia.

On Monday, former state legislator Fred Keller was sworn in as a member of Congress, replacing former U.S. Rep. Tom Marino, who resigned for health reasons earlier this year. Keller won the seat in a special election last month.

U.S. House Democrats and the White House went at it hammer and tongs over whether former high-ranking presidential aides should be required to testify before various committees and cough up certain documents. The Morning Call reported that four of Pennsylvania’s congressional delegation – all Dems – now support initiating articles of impeachment. The four are Reps. Dwight Evans, Madeleine Dean, Mary Gay Scanlon and Brendan Boyle.

Our Shameless Client Plug section is an embarrassment of riches this week, starting with the Mutter Museum of the College of Physicians of Philadelphia, which launched a $25 million capital campaign that will double the size of the 5,000-square-foot institution.

SCP#2 goes to the Franklin Institute, which will undertake a $6 million renovation of its train room, making space for a rotating display of artifacts that have been tucked away in storage, out of public view.

Finally, a tip of our NASCAR-themed cap to Pocono Raceway, which on Sunday hosted the Pocono 400, where Kyle Busch notched his 55th win to tie Rusty Wallace on the all-time list. A good time was had by all.

As it often has, this week’s We Can’t Make This Up segment takes us down the Potomac, where the U.S. Department of Energy was inspired to rebrand natural gas as “molecules of freedom” or “freedom gas.” The rebranding spawned a predictable volume of flatulence quips, but of course, we at Triad would never stoop that low.

And that’s what passes (get it?) for news around here this week! Stay gassy classy, Harrisburg, have a wonderful weekend, and check back in with us again next week!

Friday Happy Hour: Mighty Writers Edition

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Special Counsel Robert Mueller on Wednesday made a surprise appearance in front of a microphone, something he had not done for more than two years. The nine-minute speech sent the Beltway into a full-blown tizzy, and President Trump into a full-blown fit. During it all, Mueller looked like an exasperated college professor who knows that none of his students actually read the course material but were writing reports on it, regardless.

A report came out this week stating that CNN, Fox News and MSNBC are “birthing centers for polarizing rhetoric.” Alabama elected officials immediately banned all three networks out of fear that these so-called “birthing centers” might also provide abortion counseling. 

Speaking of abortions, Gov. Tom Wolf sent a message out to all those who fear that Pennsylvania could follow Alabama, Missouri and Louisiana in passing strict new abortion laws: ain’t happenin’, captain. As long as Wolf is behind the wheel of the blue Jeep, abortion is not a lane he will be entering.  

The Washington Post this week reminded all of us that the 2020 presidential primary race can officially kick off now that Memorial Day is behind us. Meanwhile, the same newspaper has already devoted roughly 38 million column inches over the past year to the 24 Democrats who have announced they are running. 

We also learned this week that when it comes to protecting the Chesapeake Bay, Pennsylvania is in the rear with the gear, with our efforts lagging way behind our neighboring states. So if you happen to enjoy a good blue crab or an oyster from time to time, y’all may wanna pay attention here.  

Lt. Gov. John Fetterman has wrapped up his 67-county listening tour on the potential legalization of marijuana. Fear not friends and foe alike, you can still go on the Interwebs and vent your respective spleens about the issue right here. 

Governor Wolf is tossing around some scratch to 38 municipalities to clamp down on dangerous intersections where scofflaws have been running red lights. So stop scoffing at the law, people.

Bethlehem hit the jackpot this week as Sands Casino officially changed owners, with the new owners bringing along a cool $190 million for a new hotel and waterpark adjacent to the casino. Once again, we are reminded that there is no need to schlep down to Atlantic City when you can go to the sunny Lehigh Valley!

In other gambling news, Sugarhouse Casino this week became the first casino in the state to offer online sports betting. Sugarhouse estimates that of the first 100 online bets it logged, 90 of them were on the Phillies to win the World Series. 

It was not a good week at UPMC, a small mom-and-pop health care outfit you may have heard about somewhere. Elected officials and UPMC employees took to the streets and the UPMC boardroom this week to talk about lack of patient access, crushing medical debt and low wages, with a former U.S. treasury secretary referring to the CEO as “evil.” Nothing to see here, move along!  

Senate Republicans this week released their counteroffer to Governor Wolf’s RestorePA plan. The GOP plan would scale down the spending portion of the governor’s plan and replace the shale tax with increased drilling on state forests to fund the whole thing. Wolf thought about it for almost thirty-five minutes before saying, “No thanks.”  

Pennsylvania will end the year with a pretty healthy surplus, according to most estimates, something we have not seen around these parts since the halcyon days of the Ridge administration. If you were wondering what lawmakers and the governor intend to do with this largesse, go online to Sugarhouse Casino’s betting app and put your next mortgage payment on “save it.”

In the past two decades, Pennsylvania’s suicide rate has jumped an alarming 34 percent. This spike has prompted a set of lawmakers to establish a suicide task force to search for solutions. It is usually at this point in our paragraph construction where we make some snarky comment, but there is decidedly nothing funny about suicide so we will just say “Bravo!” and move along.

Shameless Client Plug Time! First, we bring you this article about our friends at Johnson Controls, who are building an HVAC workforce by training formerly incarcerated people. Note to criminal justice reform folks: this is the type of corporate partnership that will help make your efforts successful.

Shameless Client Plug 2 goes to our friends at Pocono Raceway, who are once again teaming up with Attorney General Josh Shapiro to offer a ride around the Tricky Triangle in exchange for you coughing up some old prescription drugs.

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment, we give a hat tip to Billy Penn (the online site, not the founder of the Commonwealth) for uncovering this gem. Upon turning 10 years old, a Philly nonprofit named Mighty Writers decided to Tweet out the great natal news, only to have Twitter shut down its page immediately due to terms-of-use violations. Confused? The organization was only 10, and you must be at least 13 to have a Twitter account. Those Twitter cops are brutal, man!  

That’s what passes for news around here as we anxiously await the return of the General Assembly. We haven’t been this excited since Avengers: Endgame came out! Until then, from all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend! 

Friday Happy Hour: Backflip Edition


Thursday was “1-4-3 Day” in PA, as our fine Keystone State citizenry performed acts of kindness in honor of the late Fred Rogers. Wouldn’t it be cool if every day were 143 Day? Check Twitter today as we all resume dumping all over everything and everybody, all day long.  

Tuesday was the start (and end) of Infrastructure Week in Washington, where President Trump met with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer for 180 whole seconds. If a week now equals three minutes, Anthony Scaramucci was White House spokesman for three years. 

Tuesday was Primary Election Day in the Commonwealth and tens of Pennsylvanians trekked to the polls to select their November candidates. Turnout almost reached a staggering 20 percent! Congratulations to the 80 percent of registered voters who allowed the rest of us to choose who will or won’t tax you for the next two years, at a minimum. 

There were also several state-level special elections Tuesday, with three seats in the General Assembly up for grabs, as well a congressional race in the expansive 12th District, won by state Rep. Fred Keller. In short, Republican seats remained Republican seats. For the first time since Reconstruction, the General Assembly now has its full complement of 253 members.  

President Trump rallied the faithful in the days before the Keller victory, crediting himself with pulling Keller across the finish line in, according to the president, a “50/50 seat.” If the POTUS believes the 12th is a 50/50 seat, his 2020 Pennsylvania campaign team is gonna have to seriously recalibrate their performance numbers. They are off about 25 points.

Philly Mayor Jim Kenney finished off the quietest mayoral primary campaign in the city’s history by walking to victory. Outside of a handful of incumbents losing their nominations, the city government will remain fairly static. Revolutions typically don’t start with 17 percent voter turnout.   

A 2024 mayoral prognosticators alert: check out the vote totals for City Councilwoman Helen Gym. That is all. 

The positively craptastic turnout numbers across Pennsylvania Tuesday will no doubt add fuel to the calls to open up the primaries to non-affiliated voters. A Senate bill that would do just that is on the move in the Upper Chamber, and since it happens to be authored by that chamber’s presiding officer, we give it some pretty good odds.   

In Harrisburg, the city’s voters made their feelings about the city school board abundantly clear by bouncing five incumbents to the curb. Apparently, there is still a price to pay for breathtaking levels of ineptitude. 

Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto announced this week that the city will not begin enforcing the new gun legislation until all court cases have been decided. Based upon historical precedent, that essentially means the city is never going to get around to enforcing the new gun bills.

Pennsylvania’s April jobs report was a pleasant read, as the state’s workforce is now the largest ever, and unemployment has plunged to 3.8 percent. Let the war between the “Trump economy” and the “Wolf economy” commence.

The next stop on the highway to criminal justice reform was unveiled this week, as a bipartisan group of lawmakers introduced a plan to end the practice of denying state professional licenses to formerly incarcerated Pennsylvanians. This is the type of bipartisan work that Governor Wolf was referring to when he said that Pennsylvania is not Washington, D.C. For if it were, the press event would have lasted 180 seconds, and the bipartisan group of lawmakers would have started pummeling each other onstage.     

Bethlehem saw a piece of its storied past laid to rest this week as the historic Martin Tower, formerly the headquarters of Bethlehem Steel, came down in a loud boom and a plume of dust. While the moment was bittersweet for many Lehigh Valley residents, there really is nothing like a good implosion. Except for maybe bacon.

As we head off into Memorial Day weekend, we will leave you with some good news. According to Governor Wolf’s office, overdose deaths in Pennsylvania seem to be declining. Given the amount of focus that the governor and both chambers of the General Assembly have given the opioid crisis in Pennsylvania, we give a bipartisan shout-out to all of them.  Happy #143DayInPA! 

While Triad is always proud of the work our team does, we also take pride in the achievements of the spouses of our corporate partners and former team members. To that end, a hearty congratulations to Shelly Capozzi (Lou Capozzi’s better half), Haley Welch (Dave Kralle’s way better half) and Sean Crampsie (Brittany Crampsie’s lesser half) for securing primary victories in races for supervisor, school board, and borough council, respectively. On to November!

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you down to the West Texas town of El Paso, where a college graduate decided to celebrate the end of his matriculation by trying (and spectacularly failing) to execute a backflip onstage. The student reportedly got a “D-” in Common Sense 101.

That’s what passes for news around here as summer appears in the windshield and the General Assembly gets ready for the stretch run in June. We will be back next week for more verbal (if not physical) acrobatics. Until then, from all of us at Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Flying Snake Edition

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The trade war between the United States and China jumped up a notch this week, as the Chinese announced a new round of tariffs in response to President Trump’s round of tariffs and round and round we go until, we presume, Wall Street gets dizzy, falls off the ride and throws up.   

Jumpin’ Joe Biden this week announced his campaign for president will be headquartered in Philadelphia, as the former Veep makes it pretty damned clear what state he values the most in 2020.  Did you know Biden originally hails from Scranton? Of course you did, because you’ve heard it 78 million times. 

But the truly earth-shattering, game-changing announcements on the Democratic race for the presidential nomination came this week, with BOTH Montana Gov. Steve Bullock and New York City Mayor Bill DeBlasio announcing they are in it to win it. The response from registered Democrats was “Who?” and “For what God-awful reason?” respectively. 

Not to be outdone in the Great Courtship of the Keystone State, both President Trump and current Veep Mike Pence plan to visit Pennsylvania in the next few weeks. Get used to it, people. By the time it’s all over you may wish to consider moving to Steve Bullock’s Montana.   

While Alabama dominated the national headlines this week over its shiny new abortion law, Pennsylvania wasn’t far behind in the rearview mirror. Lawmakers this week again passed a Down syndrome abortion ban that has zero chance of ever becoming law as long as Gov. Tom Wolf happens to sit in the big office at 225 Main Capitol. So yeah, message received, let’s get back to business.   

One lawmaker this week let his colleagues in the House know that the battle to save the state’s nuclear industry ain’t over ‘til its over, Jack. Despite a lack of legislative action that doomed Three Mile Island, said lawmaker pointed out that there are still eight other reactors in the state, pumping out zero-carbon electricity. 

Governor Wolf summoned municipal leaders from hither, thither and yon this week to tout his RestorePA plan, which if enacted would hypercharge infrastructure spending in Pennsylvania. The municipal officials reminded all of us that infrastructure needs don’t see party affiliation; they just continue to destroy local budgets until somebody does something.   

Thursday was the opening battle scene in the war between state Attorney General Josh Shapiro and UPMC over the general’s lawsuit, with the Supreme Court hearing arguments for and against. It may not have been Game of Thrones, but the stakes are pretty high for the future of health care in western Pennsylvania. There were also no dragons, which was disappointing.

Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has pumped a million bucks into the re-election effort of Philly Mayor Jim Kenney, we learned this week. There goes that damned soda industry again, trying to buy elections! Oh, wait…

Lt. Gov. John Fetterman this week brought his legal weed listening tour to Allegheny County, where an informal poll of the room showed the following score: anti-legalization: one, pro-legalization: the entire rest of the room.

If you enjoy speeding on Roosevelt Boulevard in Philly, we hope you also enjoy costly speeding tickets.  A recent change in state law allows for enforcement cameras on that often-deadly road, so scofflaws take note: stop scoffing at the law.   

A bipartisan pair of state lawmakers this week unveiled a new plan to jump-start manufacturing in the Age of Shale. The tax incentive plan looks a lot like the one that lured Royal Dutch Shell to southwestern Pennsylvania, so who knows? Maybe there is a whole box of crackers in our future. 

Our Shameless Client Plug this week goes out to our friends at Pocono Raceway, who once again brought NASCAR’s best and brightest drivers to the streets of Philadelphia for the annual Philly Takeover!  If you were in Center City on Wednesday, we are quite sure you heard it! 

In Triad Strategies news this week, our own Yvonne Roberts was honored by our friends at the Philadelphia Tribune at their annual Women of Achievement lunch. Congratulations to Yvonne on a well-deserved honor! 

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Oklahoma, where a man who simply tried to open his front door was bitten in the face by a flying snake. In totally unrelated news, we have removed our front door, covered it with bricks and can now enter our house only through the garage where our pet mongoose now lives. 

That’s what passes for news around here as we anxiously await the Primary Election next Tuesday.  We will be back with a wrap-up of everything notable next week, shot through our usual prism of weirdness.  Until then, have a great weekend!  

Spring Intern Alexis S. Anderson Reflects on Her Time at Triad


I had the opportunity to intern at Triad Strategies full-time for the spring semester of my junior year at Temple University through its Capitol Semester Program. I knew that I wanted to see lobbying firsthand, but I got to see so much more during my time here. I knew very little about Pennsylvania state politics when I first arrived in Harrisburg (as I hail from our fair New Jersey), but thanks to the wide range of clients Triad works with, I was able to familiarize myself with the full gamut of policy issues affecting the state.

My daily tasks included bill tracking, attending committee hearings, joining client meetings, conducting research projects, and even attending a few political fundraisers. My colleagues at Triad introduced me to countless politicos and made sure I was as involved in the political process as possible. Roy Wells, on top of being Triad’s president and managing partner, is an instructor for the Capitol Semester Program, so I was able to learn even more about state politics and political culture from his course.

020D11E1-BAD0-40D4-ABE1-48B7C29E73A4-2699-000000A6D550C5C2My time here wasn’t all work and no play, though. My very first week, Olivia Edwards took me to Rep.Gene DiGirolamo’s office to watch Governor Wolf’s inauguration with a handful of other representatives, then she and I went to the inaugural reception that night! The team allowed me to experience as much as I could while I was here, including giving me time off to attend the state-related universities’ Appropriations Committee hearing with some of my classmates, where we met Temple President Richard Englert and Sen. Sharif Street. The other program interns and I ate with President Englert and Temple’s government affairs team afterward, thanks to Olivia encouraging me to ask the president to lunch.

Later in the semester, we interns had the opportunity to sit down with Lt. Gov. John Fetterman. He was incredibly down-to-earth, and we discussed a range of issues from marijuana legalization to criminal justice reform. And just when I thought I’d met all the political stars I could, Roy introduced me to Gov. Tom Wolf himself before this year’s Gridiron dinner! With that, I officially checked off the last box on my Harrisburg bucket list.

IMG_7788This was such an incredible experience, and everyone at Triad was endlessly supportive and trusted me with serious work. I’ve certainly grown as a professional because of this internship. I’m more confident, a stronger networker and a more strategic thinker. I’ll be returning to Philadelphia for my senior year this fall and plan on attending law school once I graduate. What I learned about advocating a policy position, client objective, and winning political message will stick with me for years to come.

I could not be more grateful to my Triad family for supporting me and for all that the family helped me achieve. On today, my last day with the team, I just have to say that I miss you already, and I’ll make certain we meet again soon!



Friday Happy Hour: Gator-Aid Edition

Baby gatorLet’s do this in chronological order this week. Monday was a busy day at the Capitol. Second Amendment aficionados descended upon our seat of government for their annual rally, reminding lawmakers that there’s a sizeable chunk of the PA population that supports the right to bear arms. In case they had forgotten since last year’s rally, and the one before, and the one before that…

Then, government reform activists disrupted a House session, chanting “stop taking bribes” and showering the House floor with actual dollar bills from the gallery several stories above. No immediate word on whether the demonstration must be reported as a gift.

Senate President Pro Tem Joe Scarnati revived his beef about ideological extremes driving primary elections, asserting that allowing independent voters to participate in nominating candidates in the party of their choice just might change that. His bill has received a hearing in the Senate State Government Committee, chaired by Sen. Mike Folmer, who also thinks it could be a good idea. Hey, at this point, we’ll try anything.

There was good news this week for members of the PA National Guard, who would be entitled to scholarships to attend any of the 14 schools in the State System of Higher Education under legislation moving forward in both legislative chambers and supported by Gov. Tom Wolf. The measure would cost $2.7 million per year and is believed to be the first program of its kind. Now that’s what we call a cool way to thank soldiers for their service.

Also receiving some good news were PA public transportation agencies, who got word that the bond market from which the Turnpike borrows money to give to public transportation appears to be “favorable” following the dismissal of a lawsuit by independent truckers. This would enable the Turnpike to resume borrowing and making its annual public transportation payments of $450 million to PennDOT, although as regular readers are aware (on account of we repeat it just about every week), said payments will drop to only $50 million in 2022, creating the fiscal cliff we keep yammering on about.

The Anthracite Coal Region became the latest venue for Governor Wolf to tout his Restore Pennsylvania plan to help address critical infrastructure issues, such as blight, flooding, brownfields and the heartbreak of psoriasis. OK, we were just kidding about that last thing.

Pew Charitable Trusts, digging through U.S. Census data, posits that loosening voter access laws and passion-inducing issues such as marijuana and Medicaid expansion combined to ratchet up voter turnout in last year’s mid-term elections. Nationally, turnout jumped 12 points from 2014. Here’s more for that small but respected reader demo that likes to get down into the weeds on this stuff.

Lt. Gov. John Fetterman got a bit of a surprise this week when he took his legal adult marijuana listening tour to Tunkhannock and, asking for the customary show of hands on where people stood on the issue, found that a majority of those present were against it. Until then, he noted, 65 to 70 percent of those coming to these events have said they support legalization.

Crab cake lovers are happy this week, as the U.S. Department of Homeland Security approved thousands of additional H-2B visas for foreign workers who support the crab industry. And there will be plenty of work to go around, as the Chesapeake Bay blue crab population appears to be rebounding.

State Attorney General Josh Shapiro and 41 of his counterparts are calling on the Federal Communications Commission to do something about the proliferation of those darn robocalls that use fake phone numbers as their caller ID. The latest scam? The one-ring-and-hang-up call in the middle of the night, inducing the resident to call the number back in case it was a friend or family member in trouble.

Exelon announced it will close the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant in September, since sponsors of industry-saving legislation have not yet been able to muster enough support. That will leave six other generating units in Pennsylvania, which will eventually face the same kind of financial challenges unless there are public policy changes that set a market value for carbon-free electricity.

Leaders in both parties of the House came together in a rare and welcome bipartisan attempt to dial down the recent episodes of partisan outrage. There have been multiple instances lately of demanding apologies, resignations and criminal investigations. Can’t we all just get along?

And in that vein, Governor Wolf has declared May 23 to be “143 Day” in Pennsylvania, a nod to the late Fred Rogers, who used the 143 reference as code for “I love you” on his iconic TV show. The digits correspond with the number of letters in each word of that three-word phrase.

This week’s Shameless Client Plug goes out to the PA Highway Information Association, whose president, Jamie Van Buren, penned an op-ed article suggesting how Pennsylvania might go about providing sufficient funding for transportation without raising taxes.

This week’s We Can’t Make This Up feature takes us to Punta Gorda, FL, where a man and his female passenger were stopped by county sheriff’s deputies for running a stop sign. They were found to possess a bag of turtles, and when asked whether they had anything else authorities needed to know about, the woman proceeded to pull a baby alligator out of her yoga pants, thus avoiding a potentially disastrous pat down. Fish and Wildlife authorities were summoned and cited the couple for violating reptile bag limits.

And that’s what passes for news around these parts, boys and girls! We’ll be back next week with more of the same! Until then, be sure to obey those traffic laws when tooling around Punta Gorda with a gator in your drawers!

Friday Happy Hour: Schools Out Edition

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We pause this morning to remember actor Peter Mayhew, who died today at the age of 74. Mayhew played the role of the most famous Wookie in the galaxy, Chewbacca. Rest easy, Chewie. You saved the princess. 

President Trump, this week, donned his deal-making hat and agreed in principle (that’s a big caveat, people) to a $2 trillion infrastructure plan. The problem is, he did the deal with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, which immediately threw his GOP base into a state of abject panic. The folks who think you pave roads with fairy dust and good thoughts are gonna have something to say about all this.  

This just in: a bucket of chicken testified in front of the U.S. Congress this week. This is a microcosm of today’s politics, folks. Grab a drumstick and follow along. 

The economy continued to roar in April with 263,000 jobs being created, pushing the nation’s unemployment rate down to levels not seen since Neil Armstrong tap-danced on the Moon. If it feels like we have been writing similar sentences for a hundred straight months or so, it is because we have. 

But even as our nation’s economy thrives, some people are still not happy about the general state of things, so our good friends at Burger King decided to dive into that malaise with their newest creation, the Unhappy Meals. These meals consist of a Whopper, soft drink and a sense of impending doom, which you can super-size for just a dollar more.  

Speaking of food, Pittsburgh is now the proud home to the best pizza in all the land, according to a recent survey. Get on down to one of the five Caliente Pizza Houses in the ‘Burgh. Two words: shaved porchetta. 

There was plenty of other big news out of Pittsburgh this week, as U.S. Steel announced they will pour a billion clams worth of upgrades into two plants in the Mon Valley. If you don’t think President Trump is gonna find his way there over the next eighteen months, you have obviously started the Cinco de Mayo celebrations a bit early.  

Twenty-four hours later, a pair of environmental groups announced they are suing said steel company for violating air pollution laws. We are sure the timing of that announcement was totally coincidental. 

The Pennsylvania State Police turned 114 yesterday, and the occasion was marked by a new report that troopers are now spending more time patrolling houses of worship than ever before. How far we’ve come since 1905.   

The state’s district attorneys are throwing a bucket of cold bong water on the idea of legalizing marijuana, we found out this week. They will, however, support decriminalizing small amounts of marijuana, which some cities have already done. Have a few joints? All good. Have a kilo of pot in your trunk? Not so much.  

This week, Governor Wolf rolled out some updates to his climate action plan (which sounds like a new Avengers movie), including for the first time a nod to efforts to preserve nuclear energy. We foresee a very interesting June in the halls of government. 

The uptick in the number of landslides in Pennsylvania is wreaking havoc on PennDOT’s budget, it was announced this week.  The department usually spends around $30 million annually on repairing landslide-induced road damage. In 2018, that number jumped to $127 million, adding yet another funding headache that lawmakers will eventually have to confront.  Sometime. Someday.  

Four new cases of measles were reported in western Pennsylvania this week, because people are very strange. Hey, maybe we can bring back polio next? Maybe we shouldn’t spend so much time worrying about climate change since we look perfectly capable of wiping ourselves out for no good reason.  

Lawmakers advanced a plan to add a cool $100 million to the state’s Educational Improvement Tax Credit, bringing the total to over a quarter billion dollars a year. It is gonna take more than a teaspoon of Castor Oil to get the front office to swallow that one.   

Governor Wolf spent some time in Beaver County this week, where Royal Dutch Shell has partnered with the local community college to launch a training program for all the workers they will eventually need at their shiny new ethane cracker plant.  Workforce development is currently the absolute sexiest topic in Harrisburg, which tells you everything you need to know about your state government. 

The 17-year cicadas are getting ready to emerge from their slumber and cover western Pennsylvania. When they see what is happening in Washington, D.C. they might just burrow underground again and call it a day.  

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to – where else – Florida! Road workers in Doral this week painted some new school crossing signs, spelling “school” as “scohol.”  Obviously, there are few people who could use some educational improvement tax credits down there in Florida.  

That’s what passes for news around here as we celebrate the start of May and the sixty-day stretch to the state budget deadline. Yes, we celebrate weird things around here. From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Triad Strategies Supports Business Community at PA Reception

Last evening, the Chamber of Commerce for Greater Philadelphia in partnership with the Greater Pittsburgh Chamber of Commerce hosted its annual PA Reception. Triad Strategies was a co-sponsor of the event.

This year’s event kicked off with a seminar featuring Governor Tom Wolf as the keynote speaker. The focus of the seminar was topics relevant to Grow PA, a statewide initiative to grow Pennsylvania’s population, jobs and economy. The Governor’s remarks focused on workforce development and addressing critical infrastructure needs in the near term.

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Immediately following the seminar, Triad joined several of our clients, including Aqua, Columbia Gas, the Franklin Institute, ICON Development, and Independence Blue Cross at a reception that included legislators, representatives from various state agencies and business leaders from across the commonwealth. Pennsylvania’s business community was in full force showcasing diverse industries including energy, healthcare, education, and manufacturing among others.

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The event was a great opportunity to catch up with our colleagues, policymakers and clients. We look forward to next year’s event.

Friday Happy Hour: Fighting Bunny Edition

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The U.S. economy grew by 3.2 percent in the first quarter of the year, shattering expectations and putting to rest fears of a slowdown. Both the Washington Post and the New York Times trumpeted the news this morning, while Fox News announced the growth number as a measly 3.1 percent, proving once again that Fox News is biased against President Trump.  

Thursday was the start of Joe-mentum time, as former Vice President Joe Biden made it official that he is running for president. The news spawned dozens of stories about Joe being “the most electable,” so it is probably a good time to remind everyone that over the past three presidential campaigns, the national popular vote was won by an African-American male, an African-American male, and a white woman, respectively.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi this week pumped the brakes on all the talk of impeaching President Trump in the wake of the Mueller report release, preferring instead to hold some hearings and see what’s what. Once again, we remind our dear readers that the speaker prefers chess to checkers. 

Pennsylvania was awash in good news this week, with by far the most important event of the year occurring on Wednesday. At long last, the Eastern Hellbender is now the official amphibian of the Commonwealth. Lay down your arms, people.   

The Pennsylvania economy is also rolling right along, as the Commonwealth’s unemployment rate dropped to 3.9 percent, the lowest on record. If you think those numbers won’t matter as we careen towards the next presidential election, you might be in for a shock in November of 2020. 

As central Pennsylvania celebrates the start of Beer Week, we thought it would be a good idea to point out that Pennsylvania is now the top craft beer-brewing state in the country, pumping out 3.7 million barrels of beer every year. Cheers to all the Pennsylvania brewers out there.  You done good. 

The mayor of Harrisburg this week called on the state to take over the city’s beleaguered school district as the state yanked $10 million away from the district for not cooperating with an audit. No word yet from the Department of Education on whether they are ready to give themselves that kind of unending migraine. 

A new law took effect this week that will end the practice of the state confiscating your drivers license for non-traffic-related crimes. For a while there, we were a little out-of-control with the whole “we will take your license!” thing. Somebody has to pay gas taxes around here.   

Pennsylvania fishing license applications have hit a 50-year low in Pennsylvania. Here’s an idea: put down the iPhones, take your kids’ Xbox controllers and go find a nice, quiet stream.

A change in the way Pennsylvania collects sales tax for online purchases is on track to net the state a cool $300 million this year, far and away more than the estimated $50 million that was expected. The news just might make June a bit easier around these parts. 

New York City is considering banning processed meats in its latest bout of insanity, although we are eager to see the reaction of Bronx Zoo denizens at Yankee Stadium when they are informed that hot dogs are now verboten.  Meanwhile, at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, you can get a kielbasa sandwich topped with pierogis.  

Attorney General Josh Shapiro won his latest bout with UPMC over his actions to prevent the health care giant’s consent decree with Highmark from expiring.  A federal judge threw out a UPMC suit this week, and the whole issue is likely to land in the Pennsylvania Supreme Court very soon. In the words of Joe Biden, this is a “big fu***ng deal.”  

During debate on a bill to establish mandatory work breaks for nurses, a Washington state senator this week said that she is quite sure that nurses sit around and play cards during the day, prompting over 1,700 nurses to mail her decks of cards.  Here’s to hoping one of those decks conked her upside her silly noggin. 

We have four, count ‘em, FOUR Shameless Client Plugs this week.  So without further ado, we bring you #1.  Congratulations to our friends at Immaculata University for breaking ground on their new athletic track, with a little funding help from the Commonwealth!

SCP #2 takes us to Philly, where nobody does a science festival like our good friends at The Franklin Institute!

We stay in Philly for SCP #3, where we bring you this piece about the work that our friends at the World Affairs Council have been doing since 1949.  In a democracy, agreement is not essential; participation is. 

And for our final SCP, Gov. Tom Wolf joined our good friends at Johnson Controls to open a new vocational lab in north Philly, designed to help folks train for the green jobs of the future!  Thank you, governor! 

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Orlando, where a man wearing an Easter Bunny outfit got into a brawl in the middle of a city sidewalk. The bunny was attempting to break up a fight, and quickly began firing off rabbit punches, making him an Instagram legend. You keep doing you, Florida!

If you have a moment this week, help us welcome our newest employee, Jan Webb, who joined our funhouse on Monday of this week. Welcome, Jan!

That’s what passes for news around here as we wait for the General Assembly to assemble once again next week.  Until then, from all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Stolen Scooter Edition

Walmart scooters

It was a bad week for agent provocateurs this week, to say the very least. First, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was pulled from his Ecuadorian Embassy rabbit hole in Great Britain and thrown in jail, where he now awaits extradition to the U.S. Also, Assange appears to have aged roughly 70 years in the past 18 months.

And let us not forget the self-proclaimed “Trump’s Greatest Threat,” lawyer Michael Avenatti, who found himself staring down the barrel of a 36-count indictment that could land him in the pokey for the next three centuries. It is tough to run for president from prison, as we all know. 

Soon-to-be Cal Tech Assistant Professor Katie Bouman made international headlines as her algorithm provided our first-ever picture of a black hole. Thank you, Professor Bouman, for scrambling our brain and forcing us to ponder the nature of the universe for much longer than we had intended when we woke up Wednesday morning. And for getting “Black Hole Sun” by Soundgarden stuck in our heads all day. 

State lawmakers held a rare joint session of the House and Senate to honor the victims of the Tree of Life Synagogue massacre in Pittsburgh. The last time the General Assembly convened such a session was shortly after 9/11. For at least one day last week, we were all #StrongerThanHate.

We pause for a moment to bring you this truly bizarre story of a Pennsylvania woman who had four bees living in her eye, drinking from her tear ducts. Between deer ticks, cicadas and stink bugs, it looks like insects in Pennsylvania are plotting a coup.   

The ink was barely dry on the City of Pittsburgh’s shiny new gun-control ordinances when Mayor Bill Peduto was slapped with a bevy of lawsuits by Second Amendment supporters. Peduto remains defiant, even as one member of the General Assembly called for his impeachment, a move that would result in Council President Bruce Kraus (who voted for the ordinances) becoming mayor. Which we would presume cause another impeachment, which would elevate… you get the idea.  

A controversial new bill aimed at saving the state’s nuclear power plants got its first public hearing this week, and lawmakers wasted no time digging themselves firmly into position on both sides of the issue.  As this plan moves down the legislative tracks, expect a ton of heat and very little light to be shed, right up until that moment when a game-changing (or more aptly, a vote-changing) move is made.   

And what would that game-changer be, you ask? Well, inquisitive readers, it very well could be the entrance of the Green Dog Caucus (their name, not ours), a group of environmentally-conscious lawmakers who could very well hold the keys to the kingdom. If those folks decide to throw some votes into the final tally, 102 and 26 seems within reach.

Over in the state Senate, a new effort was launched to change the way congressional maps are drawn. Within moments, the perfect became the enemy of the good, as groups who supported last year’s bill walked away, citing changes that were made to garner more support, ironically. It is gonna take a whole lot to work to get this porridge just right.

If you were on the Hill this week (you likely saw us), you may have noticed a few hundred nurses milling around advocating for increasing support for home-based care for seniors and the disabled. As Pennsylvania strives to re-balance its long-term care system, these nurses are at the tip of the spear. So yeah, let’s dig a little deeper, shall we?  

The first day of deer hunting season is, as we all know, a sacred holiday in Pennsylvania. Next year, we will get to celebrate a little earlier than usual, as the opening of rifle season moves to the Saturday after Thanksgiving. The downside is, of course, that we now will have to endure three extra days of people complaining to the Game Commission that there are “not enough deer.”  

Despite the fact that there are roughly six hundred Democrats running for president in 2020, it looks like the deal might be wrapped up long before Pennsylvania’s voters schlep to the polls. States across the country are furiously jockeying to get to the front of the line, so much so that we fully expect New Hampshire to just move its primary election date to late 2019.

And when those voters go to the polls, they are likely gonna be in a pretty foul mood, we learned this week. A recent Pew research poll found that a majority of Americans believe the country is on a bullet train to hell on everything from foreign policy to race relations to the economy. Man, lighten up people. Imagine if we were in a recession.  

If you want to know all about who is funding the race for mayor in Philadelphia, feel free to check out this piece. Spoiler alert: whoever you guessed is funding the campaigns probably is.

We send a special shout-out to friend and former client Brandon Flood, who this week took over as secretary of the state Board of Pardons. All the best, Brandon!    

With sadness we note the passing of former state Rep. Eugene “Snuffy” Smith. For those familiar with Pennsylvania politics, Smith’s son Sam also served in the General Assembly, eventually becoming speaker of the House. Our deepest condolences go out to the Smith family.

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Tennessee, where a woman borrowed (OK, stole) a Walmart motorized scooter and drove it on down the highway to grab a cup of Joe at the local Waffle House. Walmart, scooters and Waffle House: ‘Merica, baby.

That’s what passes for news around here as we drive off into the weekend here at Triad World Headquarters. Come on back and hang with us next week as the General Assembly assembles again on the banks of the mighty Susquehanna. From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!  

Friday Happy Hour: Bulletproof Edition


After sputtering to a near halt in February, the economy lurched back to life in March, as the country added 196,000 new jobs, ticking the unemployment rate down to 3.8 percent. This is the type of news that only the 29 Democrats currently running for president can’t love.  

President Trump, obviously tiring of illegal immigration or drugs or gangs or something, announced this week he would close the southern border “very soon.” He clarified the next day that “very soon” means “next year.” Our own president, Roy Wells, is currently in Mexico and is quite relieved that he will be able to return home Monday.

Trump also backed off his claim from last week that the GOP would have a replacement for Obamacare “very soon” by clarifying that “very soon” means after the 2020 elections, a decision he most likely made because Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell went to the White House and hit him on the head repeatedly with a tack hammer. In related news, we intend to do our taxes “very soon.” 

Over in Congress, the House Judiciary Committee authorized a subpoena for the entire, unredacted Mueller Report. If you thought the Barr memo was the end of this saga, you are indeed a silly, silly human being. 

Pittsburgh City Council made nationwide news this week by passing an ordinance banning military-style assault rifles and other firearms bric-a-brac. Supporters of gun control were obviously thrilled by the 6-3 council vote, while Second Amendment supporters immediately said, “We will see the whole, fat lot of you in court!” 

Ah yes, about that court thing. Pennsylvania’s Uniform Firearms Act (it is aptly named, by the way) will probably be a major sticking point when the judiciary kicks the tires on the new ordinances. We would suggest that everyone put away the champagne for now.

Tuesday was Equal Pay Day, with elected officials advocating for different ways to close the gender pay gap. Among the most novel ideas presented was to just pay women the same damned thing men get paid for the same damned work. Should be enough to cancel next year’s Equal Pay Day, or at the very least, move it to Jan. 1.  

If you happened to hear a massive sigh of relief in the mid-state on Thursday, it likely came from Turnpike headquarters in Middletown. The Commonwealth Court has tossed out a lawsuit by the independent trucking industry over what it claims was misuse of tolls. Had the truckers prevailed, mass transit would have seen a tidy, little $450 million hole blown in its collective budget. The bad news is that the clock is still ticking on an overall transportation fix, so don’t get lazy. 

As transit folks ponder such a solution, some eyes have turned to New York City’s new “congestion pricing” fee, a levy on vehicles heading into congested areas. Between the Schuylkill Expressway (we always got a kick out of the term “expressway”) and the Parkway outside of Pittsburgh, you could congestion-price yourself into a few gazillion dollars annually if you really wanted to. 

Pennsylvania has now issued more than 100,000 medical marijuana cards to eager patients, with no end in sight. This news will undoubtedly dump more fuel on the “legalize it” fire, where politicians have now spent the imaginary legal marijuana money thirty times over on everything from education to transit funding to the damned hyperloop. 

The lower courts weighed in this week on Attorney General Josh Shapiro’s suit that would force UPMC and Highmark to stay married and get some counseling. The judge ruled that the courts cannot force someone to stay married, even if the divorce is gonna be really hard on the 700,000 or so children – er, consumers – they have together.  

While Royal Dutch Shell continues to build its massive ethane cracker plant on the banks of the Ohio River, the parent company announced that it is withdrawing from a major trade association due to that group’s stance on climate change. All this leads us to wonder how many multi-billion-dollar energy companies it will take to say climate change is real before Congress agrees that it not a Deep State hoax.

In some overtly political news, we take a moment this week to send congratulations out to state Senator-elect Pam Iovino, who won a special election Tuesday out in the tony suburbs of Pittsburgh.  Two more special elections are on the horizon before the upper chamber gets back to its normal 50-member complement.   

In more political news, we at Triad like to check in from time to time with our friends at Public Policy Polling to see what the latest national trends are on everything from health care, to congressional approval ratings, to the Deep State climate hoax. And boy did PPP light a fire this week.  According to a recent poll, Americans overwhelmingly (58 percent to 31 percent) agree that Michael Jordan was better than LeBron James. Way to start an internet riot, PPP.

In Triad Strategies news, please take a moment to say hello to our newest Triadian, Rob Ghormoz, who leaves the employ of Gov. Tom Wolf to hang out with us.

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Arkansas, where two pals (we use that term loosely) took turns shooting each other in the chest to see if their bulletproof vests worked. Yeah, about that Pittsburgh gun ban…

That’s what passes for news around here as we brace ourselves for latest Marvel movie, the Return of the General Assembly. We will be here to cover it all, whether you like it or not. From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Veteran Wolf Staffer Joins Triad Strategies

Ghormoz photoHARRISBURG – Triad Strategies welcomes Rob Ghormoz to its team as a senior associate. He joins the growing Harrisburg-based public affairs firm as a member of the government affairs practice.

“I look forward to taking the next step in my career with Triad Strategies,” said Ghormoz. “Triad has a strong reputation as a bipartisan public affairs firm working on a broad array of issues. I believe that with my background, I can help our clients move forward with their goals.”

Rob joins Triad following several years as a senior member of Gov. Tom Wolf’s staff. During Governor Wolf’s first term, Rob served as deputy chief of staff and chief speechwriter. Following that, he was tapped to serve as a senior adviser to the governor’s re-election campaign and then to lead his 2019 inauguration.

Rob brings a comprehensive understanding of both campaigns and the legislative process to Triad, and knowledge of the functions and operations of the governor’s office and executive agencies. As deputy chief of staff, he was tasked with oversight of public safety and energy and environmental issues.

“We are thrilled to have Rob joining our team,” said Roy Wells, Triad president and managing partner. “We have a diverse staff of government affairs and strategic communications professionals, and Rob’s experience makes our team even stronger.”

“We are always looking for talented people,” said Michael Manzo, Triad’s senior VP of government affairs. “Rob’s deep knowledge of public policy and campaigns makes him a fantastic addition to our team.”

Rob is a native of Wilkes-Barre and holds a bachelor’s degree in political science and government from Penn State University.

Friday Happy Hour: Wall of Cheese Edition

Abundance-batch-business-162788Forty years ago yesterday, the residents of central Pennsylvania were in peaceful slumber while some seriously bad business was going down at the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant. After a few tense days and a visit from President Jimmy Carter, order was restored, but the damage done to the nuclear industry was incalculable right up until the 90's, when The Simpsons debuted, and all was well again. 

President Trump’s Education Secretary Betsy DeVos spent her week in front of Congress getting her brains beat in over the Administration’s plan to eliminate funding for the Special Olympics (who’s incredibly dumb idea was that, by the way?), only to have her boss change his mind during a press conference on Thursday. Being a cabinet official looks like scads of fun. 

The battle over the release of the full Mueller Report raged on this week, with accusations of bias, calls for resignations and a very Trump-like victory lap by POTUS. This thing is never going away folks. It has become the Hotel California of news stories. We can never leave. 

Fresh off his Mueller vindication, President Trump immediately turned his Justice Department guns on Obamacare, arguing that the Affordable Care Act is unconstitutional in its entirety and calling for the Supreme Court to strike it down. This is known in the public relations business as “stomping on one’s own message.” Congressional Republicans want a pre-2020 health care fight like they want the measles.

Back here in always-contentious Pennsylvania, we have now learned how to make the House invocation a controversial event. Mad props to us. 

And speaking of controversy, if you were not living under a rock last year, you surely remember the battle over reforming child sex abuse laws in the wake of the Catholic Church scandal. Well, that little legislative disagreement is back and coming to a General Assembly near you.

Rounding out the Trifecta of controversy, the House this week passed a measure that would de-fund a cash assistance program that GOP leaders say is not currently in statute. And while their stance may be correct (depending on your read of the state budget) the cash assistance largely goes to the disabled, veterans, single mothers and those unable to work, making the optics on the vote rather unseemly, to be kind. 

A report this week was released showing the Pennsylvania’s large and growing senior population is a real drain on the state’s economy. If we were the purveyors of such a report, we would make damned sure we didn’t wander into any senior centers anytime soon, lest we get a few well-deserved canes upside our heads. If your state economy depends on seniors being an economic driver, maybe you need to get a new plan. 

Pennsylvania’s college graduates are lugging around a truly astounding amount of debt, and it is having a direct effect on the state’s teachers, many of whom need second jobs to make ends meet. If you were in the State Capital this week and did not hear the words “college affordability” you need to turn down the volume on your Air Pods. 

A group called the Pennsylvania Influencer Project is seeking feedback on the lousy access that rural residents have to high-speed internet and broadband service. We hope it does not include an online survey for obvious reasons. 

A hospital trade group has weighed in on the brewing fight between Attorney General Josh Shapiro and UPMC. Highmark’s CEO this week made his feeling about the group’s position crystal clear, probably also reminding said group that Highmark owns hospitals, too. Its time for the Family Feud! 

A central Pennsylvania GOP lawmaker this week introduced a bill that calls for the merger of eight state agencies. Governor Wolf, astute readers will recall, proposed a similar plan a few years back. The fact that this legislation will likely not pass is a stark reminder that folks who advocate for “smaller government” often disappear into the bushes when the time comes to actually shrink government. 

Despite the vicissitudes being visited upon the nuclear industry right now, Penn State continues to expand the number of nuclear engineers it churns out, we learned this week. Perhaps Big Blue understands that, despite the challenges, Pennsylvania is not going to forgo a boatload of carbon-free energy anytime soon. 

Our Shameless Client Plug this week goes out to our pals at Lyft, who this morning jumped into the deep end of the pool by filing its very own IPO. Not IPA, mind you, although there are probably a few of those being quaffed by Team Lyft over on Wall Street right about now. Congrats to all! 

Our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Tecate, California, where an artist is assisting President Trump in his quest for a border wall by constructing one made entirely of cheese. At least when hungry refugees come to the border, they will have something nice to snack on. Perhaps he can add a moat filled with a good Cabernet. 

That’s what passes for news around here as we careen towards April! Be sure to check back next week when we announce a new member of Team Triad, and immediately make that person’s life a living hell. Until then, from all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Hot Sauce Edition

Hot sauce

On Thursday, 94-year-old former President Jimmy Carter officially became the oldest living president, besting now-deceased President George H.W. Bush for the title. Congratulations to the most famous peanut farmer from Georgia! Have a nice, cold Billy Beer Mr. President! 

Also this week, the current occupant of the White House continued his unrelenting attack on John McCain, accusing him of sabotaging the Senate’s Repeal and Replace legislation, as well as attempting to sabotage the Trump campaign entirely. If this continues, we fully expect Meghan McCain to leave The View and run for president.     

California Congressman Devin Nunes sued some Twitter parody accounts for $250 million, citing defamation of character. One of the targets of Nunes’ lawsuit, the Twitter account @DevinCow, now has double the followers of Nunes’ real account, likely because Nunes himself seems to not have a very good idea of what social media actually is and how it works.  

Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke became the first in his party to stump in Pennsylvania, hanging out with a few thousand students at Penn State. This will not sit well with Joe Biden, who as we all know (and will be told 65,000 more times) is from Scranton. Get off his lawn, Beto!   

The looming transit and transportation funding crisis has now caught the attention of the House and Senate Transportation chairs, Democrats and Republicans alike. The first step in solving a problem is admitting you have one, people. And whoa doggies, do we have one.   

But hey, no worries! Shiny object over here! Hyperloop! This whole saga is reminding us of the monorail episode from the Simpsons. The Hyperloop is more of a Shelbyville idea.

Gov. Tom Wolf extended his opioid crisis disaster declaration for the sixth time in 15 months, saying that while it appears the state is making headway, there is much more to be done. Not sure anyone can quibble with that assessment, nor is there anything about the announcement we can make lighthearted fun of (like everything else we do around here), so we are just gonna leave that news here and move along. 

The state’s Gaming Control Board announced that sports wagering was on the rise in Pennsylvania in February. We have a sneaking suspicion that some basketball tournament that is happening right now will boost March’s numbers even further.   

One of the godfathers of legal medicinal marijuana is throwing a bucket of cold bong water on the idea of legalizing recreational pot, essentially saying we need to get the medical part right first. GOP state Sen. Mike Folmer will be one lawmaker who holds the keys to that particular kingdom as this debate heats up.  

What would Pennsylvania’s energy landscape look like without Three Mile Island and the Beaver Valley nuclear plants? Well, that would be a complex question, learned this week. While electric rates may not rise dramatically in the short run, there will be a definite impact on Pennsylvania’s efforts to cut back on carbon emissions. This will be the conundrum that lawmakers of all political stripes will face.

And because it was forty years ago this week, let’s revisit that time TMI almost accidentally closed itself.   

The PA State Lottery turns 47 years old this week, which once again allows us to renew our call to put Gus the Groundhog into permanent retirement. He can probably qualify for lottery-funded PACE benefits at this point. 

Senate GOP leaders have jumped into the ongoing UPMC/Highmark fight, specifically coming after Attorney General Josh Shapiro for his lawsuit against UPMC. The Upper Chamber’s leaders argued in court this week that if there is any fancy health care legislating to be done, they will do it, not Shapiro.   

From our “walking the talk” file, we bring you House Democratic Whip Jordan Harris and Caucus Secretary Joanna McClinton, each of whom logged a shift in the Capitol cafeteria on Thursday to highlight the need to raise the state’s minimum wage. Nothing like that mile-long walk in someone else’s shoes!  

A bill that would establish nurse-to-patient staffing ratios resurfaced this week, reminding us all once again that it is bad business to have dead-tired, overworked nurses sticking any sort of needle into you.  Someday, there will be a compromise on this perennial piece of legislation, probably right about the time a hospitalized lawmaker ends up getting 50 ccs of something they weren’t supposed to get.   

In Our We Can’t Make This Up feature, we take you to Oregon, where a man and his dog survived being trapped by snow in their vehicle for five days by eating hot sauce packets from Taco Bell. After five days, we suspect that the interior of that car smelled… interesting.

That’s what passes for news around here as spring has sprung and Mother Nature apparently didn’t notice. We will be back next week to bring you all the news we care about! Until then, from all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Sober Edition


This week was not the greatest of weeks for President Trump, as his normally supportive Senate GOP team went south on him twice in a matter of days. First, the Senate voted to stop all U.S. military aid to Saudi Arabia’s brutal campaign in Yemen despite objections from Team Trump.

The Senate then proceeded to put the kibosh on Trump’s national emergency declaration, with a full dozen GOP senators breaking ranks with their president, including our own Pat Toomey. The lesson here is that Congress really, really doesn’t like having its turf stepped on by anyone, Republican or Democrat. Trump wasted no time tweeting out his veto intentions.   

The president also this week signed an order grounding all Boeing 737 Max 8 and Max 9 airplanes, inciting howls of protest that he waited too long, and also acted too hastily. The whole thing makes us wonder why 38 Democrats have already announced they are running for president. Looks like a pretty thankless gig. 

Oops, Beto is in. Make that 39.   

A bunch of rich folks are going to jail for bribing colleges to accept their otherwise dim children. Aside from the sheer amount of schadenfreude contained in this story, we would like to point out that WE got into Harvard the old-fashioned way: by not getting into Harvard.

Back here in good old Pennsylvania, a group of bipartisan lawmakers have once again come out with a plan to enact term limits (in a sense) for lawmakers, prohibiting them from serving more than 12 years without first sitting out one term. Given the turnover in Harrisburg these last few election cycles, it seems the voters themselves have already begun to enact term limits. Thanks anyways, lawmakers, we got this.  

Legislation aimed at rescuing the state’s nuclear industry finally landed this week, and the bill’s opponents wasted no time excoriating it. There have been back-ally cat fights that will seem more civil in comparison to what is to come on this issue, we can assure you.  

The beleaguered Mariner 2 pipeline project is now squarely in the crosshairs of the state’s attorney general, we learned this week. Our simple and elegant solution would be to rename the pipeline the Bryce Harper 2, which would ensure that everyone in southeastern PA will be begging for it to be built in their backyards.     

There was big news on the transportation front, as a feasibility study is about to begin for a hyperloop that could shrink the commute from Philly to Pittsburgh to about 30 minutes. First of all, kiddies, we can’t even properly fund the infrastructure repairs for what we already have, let alone the world’s largest suction tube. And perhaps most importantly, we are not sure you want the denizens of those two cities so close to each other. Nothing good is gonna come of that. Pump the brakes.

Speaking of infrastructure, Allegheny County Executive Rich Fitzgerald has a message for lawmakers: fund infrastructure or give local government the taxing authority to fund it themselves. This is a refreshing bit of candor, and if you think he is joking, you clearly have not met him.

Governor Wolf this week touted a letter signed by 38 economists stating that raising the state’s minimum wage will not cause the Commonwealth to perish in an economic hellfire. The letter was met with derision by 39 Professors of Economic Hellfire, who vehemently disagreed, once again proving the adage that if you took all the economists on the planet and laid them end-to-end, they still wouldn’t reach a conclusion. We will check back on the Great Duel of Economists as space permits.

One state lawmaker is proposing raising the legal age for purchasing tobacco and vaping products to 21.  Yes, you can die in a foreign land defending our country at age 18, but you’d better not have a pack of Marlboros on you when it happens.

The Pennsylvania General Assembly added two new lawmakers this week as special elections were held in Lackawanna and Philadelphia. Congrats to the state’s first-ever Muslim woman in the Statehouse, Movita Johnson-Harrell, and the coal region’s Bridget Malloy Kosierowski, on their victories. 

Our Shameless Client Plug this week goes out to the team at Pocono Raceway, as track founder Dr. Joseph “Doc” Mattioli was nominated to the NASCAR Hall of Fame. Well-deserved and long overdue congratulations go out to Doc’s family!  

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to lovely Butler County, Pennsylvania, where a man named Sober was pulled over and arrested for being not sober. Daniel Sober got tagged with a D.U.I. despite having a name that should prove otherwise. We are pretty sure that, if this were the 1940s, we would have a great Abbott and Costello routine in the making here.

That’s what passes for news around here as spring makes its arrival in central Pennsylvania. Remember folks, St. Patrick’s Day is Sunday, so celebrate responsibly and don’t be Sober. From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Friday Happy Hour: Hungry Hungry Hippo Edition


The U.S economy coughed up a hairball in February with new 20,000 new jobs being created, far below the 180,000 estimated by the U.S. Department of Labor. Is it us, or do we really suck at estimating job numbers around here? Our economists make local meteorologists look like Nostradamus.  

President Trump’s spokesperson this week lashed out at GOP senators who do not support Trump’s national emergency declaration, saying “Do your job.” Yup, that’ll get them in line. You’re new around here, aren’t you?

The outburst from said spokesperson was likely a result of the news that there are now enough Senate GOP members on board with disapproving the declaration and dropping it squarely on the Resolute desk.

Hillary Clinton announced she will not be running for president in 2020, thereby leaving the door wide open for people to chant “Lock her up!” about Kamala Harris.

This week in the Keystone State, there was some good news on the opioid addiction front, as the state announced that opioid use is finally on the wane. The bad news? Cocaine and methamphetamine use are going up, which means we are back in the 1980s again.   

A report was released this week showing that the Turnpike is lugging around $11 billion worth of debt, which means, we assume, the interest rate on its credit card is astronomical. A lawsuit over the use of Turnpike tolls for mass transit (per a 2007 law) is at the root of the problem, and whoa Nellie, will there be trouble if this whole kerfuffle isn’t rectified soon.

As Penn National looks to build its first mini-casino in Berks County, we got our first taste of the public outcry that potential casinos can elicit. Residents of Berks County this week warned of the increase in drugs, crime, human trafficking, organized crime activity and chronic gout that can be expected if a casino lands in their county, which is the exact opposite of what happened when Penn National came to Dauphin County. This isn’t 1950s Las Vegas, people.

A midstate lawmaker this week proposed a bill to abolish Daylight Savings Time in Pennsylvania, presumably because he, like the rest of us, doesn’t like to shovel snow in the dark. 

Speaking of casinos, the state’s Gaming Control Board awarded the eighth sports betting-license since betting on sports became legal in July. It is never too early to wager on the Bryce Harper-led Phils to win the World Series!

Dr. Rachel Levine, secretary of the state’s Department of Health, had to spend her week defending the use of vaccines because, well, people are goofballs. Anyone out there find it interesting that the person defending vaccines has a last name that rhymes with vaccine? In any case, people need to spend more time vaccinating their children and less time circulating debunked any-vaxxer “studies” from on Facebook.  

We interrupt this update to bring you the news that somebody named Kylie Jenner is now the country’s youngest billionaire. Let that sink it for a minute while you prepare for the End Times. 

Do you wanna know which areas of Pennsylvania are more prosperous than others? Our friends at have an interactive map for you so that you can make fun of friends in other counties. 

The final section of the Southern Beltway project in western Pennsylvania is finally underway, we learned this week. The original Southern Beltway project was announced, coincidentally enough, on the exact same day that the Great Pyramid of Giza was commissioned.

Governor Wolf was crisscrossing the Commonwealth this week, drumming up support for another ambitious infrastructure plan, his “Restore PA” initiative. If anyone believed he wasn’t serious about making this plan a reality this year, think again. 

Triad Strategies in thrilled to welcome yet another new addition to our Public Affairs practice, as Mya Varno joins the team! Stop by and say hello, won’t you?

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Columbia, and specifically, the hometown of the infamous Pablo Escobar. It seems that when Mr. Escobar went to meet his dead relatives, nobody knew what to do with the African hippos he imported and kept in his private zoo. Well, those hippos have now created a lot more hippos, and the town is being overrun by them. If you think that’s not a big deal, remember that hippos kill more humans than any other large animal on earth.  Take that, #SharkWeek.   

That’s what passes for news around here, as state budget hearings wind to a close and the real, fancy legislatin’ begins in Harrisburg! Join us next week for all the fun! Until then, from all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Triad Strategies Hires Mya Varno

TriadTeam-MyaVHARRISBURG – Triad Strategies’ public affairs team is excited to welcome Mya Varno. She joins the team in a newly-created position, public affairs associate, to support the expanding public affairs practice at Triad. Mya brings expertise in strategic communications and project management to advance client objectives.

“It’s exciting to join a team who has such a reputation for success across diverse, public policy issues.” She said. “I’m grateful to support Triad’s efforts to move the needle for our clients.”

Previously, she led multi-faceted client teams that executed award-winning, digital advocacy campaigns for a Harrisburg-based public affairs firm. The campaigns were recognized by both Modern Healthcare and Central PA PRSA for evoking action from target audiences. Mya has also worked with several nonprofit organizations supervising communications, grant management and fund development.

“Triad has always focused on delivering the most effective strategy to achieve our clients’ goals,” said Doug Rohanna, VP of Public Affairs. “We’re excited to add Mya to our growing public affairs team to continue providing the competitive edge that our clients expect from us.”

"Triad's approach is built on our ability to understand our clients' business and leverage the decades of experience our team possesses to achieve the local, state and federal goals for each project," said Roy Wells, Triad president and managing partner. "We are confident that Mya will be a great addition to our work at Triad."

Mya graduated magna cum laude from Messiah College with a B.S. in marketing and a minor in psychology.


About Triad Strategies:

Triad Strategies LLC is a bipartisan public affairs firm headquartered in Harrisburg, PA, with offices in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. We provide government relations services, relationship management, economic development strategies and strategic communications services to organizations seeking to influence and create opportunities in the public and private sectors.

Friday Happy Hour: Crab Legs Edition

Crab legs

Triad sends its most heartfelt condolences to the family and friends of Robert “Buster” Keaton, our former colleague, who passed away unexpectedly this week. Our hearts go out to all of them in this difficult time.

Yesterday, the Philadelphia sports scene was rocked by the announcement that Bryce Harper is about to become a Phillie-for-life by inking a 13-year, $330 million contract. Harper will be expected to hit a home run every other at-bat for the next 13 years.

The nation’s eyes were fixed on Washington this week as President Trump’s former lawyer and “fixer,” Michael Cohen, testified before Congress. We learned that every, single thing Cohen said under oath was a lie, except for his claim that there was no Russian collusion by Team Trump in 2016. Or maybe it was the exact opposite.  

Lost in all the drama was that the president was in Vietnam trying to negotiate a denuclearization deal with good old, fun-loving Kim Jong Un.  The meeting came to a swift conclusion when both sides walked away without so much as a good bowl of pho, let alone a historic deal. 

The U.S House of Representatives found time to pass a bill to require universal background checks for any gun purchaser, a bill that is currently number 1,001 on Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s list of his top 1,000 priorities.

The Democrat-led chamber also voted to deauthorize the president’s national emergency declaration, setting up a very interesting few weeks in the Senate, where some top GOP senators are already acting like the House just threw a dead skunk into their chamber.   

Things were comparatively much calmer back here in the Keystone State this week, where we learned that PA will end the fiscal year with a few extra million in hand, while the unemployment rate here continues to be lower than in many of our neighboring states. In fact, estimates say there are roughly 239,000 jobs currently open in Pennsylvania, so if you don’t happen to have one, you probably need to look a little harder.  

Governor Wolf this week unveiled the first-ever Pennsylvania G.I. Bill, which will provide free tuition for spouses and children of National Guard members. Expect swift passage of this one, like maybe before you are done reading this memo. 

Pennsylvania’s House Democrats, meanwhile, kept up the minimum-wage drumbeat by pointing to a potential $140 million savings to the Commonwealth should the wage be raised to $12 per hour. The theory is that by lifting folks above the poverty line, fewer would be availing themselves of public assistance that costs the state a metric crap-ton of money every year. 

Pennsylvania’s Liquor Control Board is well on its way to dramatically expanding online sales. If we get to the point where same-day home delivery of liquor becomes a thing, it probably marks the high point of civilization and we can all just coast downhill to Gomorrah from here on out. 

Lt. Gov. John Fetterman has been barnstorming the state on his marijuana legalization listening tour, which will hit all 67 Pennsylvania counties before it’s all said and done. Legal pot advocates haven’t been this giddy since, well, the last time they smoked pot, we assume.   

Meanwhile, as the big guy traipses from county to county, a new report came out showing that Colorado has topped $1.5 billion in annual marijuana sales. Those are some eye-popping numbers, to be sure. Denver, coincidentally, is now being renamed the Two-Mile-High City.

A group of state lawmakers is pushing a new plan that will dramatically slash the amount of money school districts must pay cyber charters. If we told you that schools in Philadelphia and the five-county region in southeastern Pennsylvania coughed up $134 million to cybers last year, would you believe it?  Well, you should, because there isn’t any fake news up in here. 

Our Shameless Client Plug this week goes out to the World Affairs Council, as it honored Ukraine President Petro Poroshenko with its International Statesman Award. Check out WAC’s Craig Snyder doing the honors!

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to a buffet restaurant in Alabama, where patrons got into a brawl over crab legs, wielding tongs like swords while beating the tar out of each other. America, baby.  

That’s what passes for news around here on yet another snowy Friday in central PA! We will be back next week to spin a few yarns and share some tales of valor, so from all you friends at Triad, have a great weekend!  

Friday Happy Hour: Cowboy Pinball Edition

Cowboy pinball

This week, we learned that our own U.S. Sen. Pat Toomey seems a bit vexed by President Trump’s recent declaration of a national emergency at the southern border. We will all find out exactly how vexed when the House of Representatives sends the Senate a resolution disallowing the declaration, likely in early March.

Meanwhile, protesters descended upon the Capitol in Harrisburg this week to make their anger about the national emergency declaration clear, obviously confusing Harrisburg with Washington. Y’all might wanna head due south with your fancy protestin’.

Meanwhile, if there is a national emergency going on, nobody told the Dow, which jumped above 26,000 this week on renewed hopes that the trade war with China is about to wind down. Talks between Trump and Beijing seem to be back on the rails.

Pennsylvania is forging ahead with new safe drinking water standards after the federal EPA declined to give any sort of timeline on its efforts to establish minimum toxicity standards for substances that are appearing in some areas of Pennsylvania. The EPA’s stance was “Hey, that looks like a problem. We should definitely do something at some point. Someday.”

Workforce development continues to be this year’s sexy topic in Harrisburg, as Governor Wolf kicked off the grand opening of the Workforce Command Center, which we hope looks like the flight deck of the Millennium Falcon.

We learned this week that despite the passage of last year’s Clean Slate Law, it is still next to impossible to get licensed in Pennsylvania if you have a criminal offense in your background. Why someone cannot practice cosmetology if they had an alcohol-related misdemeanor 10 years ago is well beyond our capability to grasp.

Perhaps this issue will be a topic of discussion at the National Governor’s Association meeting, where our own Governor Wolf will give the keynote address on, you guessed it, criminal justice reform!

Nursing homes are banging the drum for more state funding this week, as years of flatlined state support are starting to put a real strain on the system. When the nursing home owners and the state’s largest health care union are on the same page, it is worth taking note. Those two don’t always peacefully coexist.

UPMC went to court this week to send a very strong signal that it fully intends to divorce Highmark, despite what Attorney General Josh Shapiro says. The “you-and-what-army” stance from UPMC is nothing new, to be sure, but don’t expect the general to just pack it in and call it a day. 

The PA State Lottery is having a banner year, with revenues running about $50 million higher than at this point last year. The only real trouble on the horizon seems to be what the lottery is losing in revenue due to those “games of skill” in taverns across the state. We all know (because we’ve heard it a million times) that these machines are only there to help mom-and-pop bar owners stay in business in these terrible economic times. That sound you heard was our eyes rolling into the back of our collective heads.  

A bipartisan group of lawmakers is proposing a bill that would allow homeowners to buy-in to solar projects if their own properties are not conducive to solar panels (damned trees.) This plan will be the baby step before the big battle over alternative energy comes to a General Assembly near you.

Lawmakers are also kicking the tires on the State System of Higher Education this week, signaling that it might just be time for the House and Senate to push for some transformative change in the system. Just don’t expect that change to come with any loot, because we don’t wanna get too transformative around here.  

The state House this week passed a bill that will allow first-time homebuyers to avail themselves of some serious tax credits to get them into the American Dream of home ownership, where they will immediately know the joy of fixing everything under the roof of home ownership.   

And like swallows returning to Capistrano, advocates of redistricting reform are back in the ring to take another swing. Hope springs eternal around here as there are a few new players at the table, including Governor Wolf, who convened a task force to study said reform just this week.  

Our Shameless Client Plug this week goes out to Election Systems and Software, who won a competitive bid to provide Philadelphia with new voting machines. Great work by team ES&S! 

If you are a Triad weekly report follower, you probably have some vague idea of what we do for a living around here. In the event you do not, our President Roy Wells lays it all out rather nicely in his new piece, which you can find here.

In our We Can’t Make This Up segment this week, we take you to Kentucky, where for some insane reason a bunch of people got into a ring with a bull to try to remove a one-hundred-dollar bill that was attached to the obviously less-than-pleased animal. The event is called “Cowboy Pinball,” which, in retrospect, turned out to be the perfect name.

That’s what passes for news around here at Triad World Headquarters! Make sure to come back and join us next week where we will share with you all the stories you never knew you wanted. From all your friends at Triad, have a great weekend!

Is it government relations, public affairs, or public relations?

TriadTeam-Roy2By Roy Wells

People I meet are sometimes confused about what I do for a living. Am I a lobbyist, public relations professional, business consultant, or just someone who is well connected? As president and managing director of a firm whose value proposition is providing clients with advice and services that allow them to navigate successfully through federal, state and local governments, I am never surprised by their confusion. 

In fact, it’s that confusion that inevitably leads them to ask me questions about what I do. During the last 30 years, I have been asked that question hundreds of times. Some might find answering the same question exhausting, but I find it exciting. To me, it’s an opportunity to educate someone about a profession I love, and many times, it’s an entrée into developing a new client.

There is no easy answer. The reason is simple; each client’s interaction with government is unique. Although the strategies we develop for them may have similarities, the tactics we deploy on their behalf make each engagement different.

Consequently, the answer to the question depends on who is asking it. It creates an opportunity to ask them questions about what they do, and whether they or their company ever interact with government. By listening to their answers, I can frame my response about what I do in a way that’s more meaningful to them.

Because their answers are always unique, my answer could sound more like that of a traditional lobbyist (securing passage or defeat of legislation); a business consultant (how to develop a property in order to maximize the use of public funding); a public relations professional (how to develop and deliver a message to a targeted population); or a sales consultant (how to win government contracts). 

In my world, there is no one-size-fits-all solution, or one basic price that covers all costs. In my world, you need to have the tools (people) in your toolbox (firm) that can assist in solving a client’s issues. Though adjustable pliers may be able to remove a nut, a standard or metric ratchet set can remove that nut more carefully and far more efficiently.

Unless you are working around government every day, it is easy to confuse the terms government relations, public affairs and public relations. The confusion centers more on the fact that they are not mutually exclusive. Many government relations activities can be what one might view as traditional lobbying (direct conversations with decision-makers advocating for the passage or defeat of legislation or regulation). 

In some instances, advocacy takes the form of a public affairs engagement because of the need to expand the conversation with communities outside of government, to persuade stakeholders of the importance or consequences of a pending government action for their organization or business (grassroots coalition building). 

In other cases, advocacy can take the form of a public relations engagement that includes earned and paid media to educate the public (opinion and editorial pieces, television and radio interviews and traditional advertising). Depending upon the prospective client’s needs, a firm’s ability to tailor an engagement around a strategy that utilizes the most appropriate mix of tactics can provide that client with an enhanced chance of success. 

As with the purchase of any professional service, budget will affect what tactics can be implemented to reach a goal. A small nonprofit organization may engage in traditional lobbying because it lacks the resources to build coalitions or use the media to deliver its message. A group of nonprofits may have the means and the collective membership to engage in both lobbying and public affairs, but still lack the resources to employ a full-scale media campaign. A nonprofit or group of nonprofits with the support of a wealthy donor or supportive foundation may be able to utilize all the tools in a firm’s toolbox to achieve success. 

A firm that possesses all the tools can provide an array of tactics to a prospective client to craft a successful strategy within its budgetary constraints, or be honest enough to inform it that without being able to employ certain tactics, the chance of success is diminished. So, whether I am a lobbyist, public relations professional or business consultant depends entirely on what you need.

Roy Wells is president and managing director of Triad Strategies LLC. For more information about the firm, please visit